2 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:09,384 Tony: A famous man once said, 3 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:12,638 "we create our own demons." 4 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:15,766 Who said that? What does that even mean? 5 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,809 Doesn't matter. I said it because he said it. 6 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,520 So, now, he was famous 7 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:21,939 and it's basically getting said by two well-known guys. 8 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:23,815 I don't, uh... 9 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,109 I'm going to start again. 10 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:29,696 Let's track this from the beginning. 11 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,452 Yo listen up here's a story 12 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:40,040 about a little guy that lives in a blue world 13 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,834 and all day and all night and everything he sees 14 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:48,048 is just blue like him inside and outside 15 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:51,385 blue is his house with a blue little window 16 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:52,970 and a blue corvette 17 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:56,557 and everything is blue for him and himself 18 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:58,433 and everybody around 19 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:01,061 'cause he ain't got nobody... 20 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:05,816 ({Chuckung) 21 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,026 Half hour till the ball drops. 22 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:10,255 - Hey, do you wanna... - Tony stark? 23 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:11,714 - Great speech, man! - Happy: I got you, pal. 24 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,448 I gave a speech? How was it? 25 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:14,741 - Edifying. - Unintelligible. 26 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:15,867 - Really? - Mmm-hmm. 27 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:16,827 It's my favorite kind. A winning combo. 28 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,912 - Where are we going? - Uh, to town, on each other. 29 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:19,830 Probably back in your room 30 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,140 because I also want to see your research. 31 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:22,267 Okay, you can see my research, 32 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:24,251 but that's... I'm not gonna show you my "town." 33 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,627 Mr. Stark. 34 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:26,711 Ho yinsen. 35 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:27,897 Ah, I finally met a man called "ho." 36 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:28,940 Come here. 37 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:32,175 I would like to introduce you to our guest, Dr. Wu. 38 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,677 - Oh, this guy. Hey. - Mr. Stark. 39 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,637 You're a heart doctor. 40 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:38,098 She's going to need a cardiologist after I... 41 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:42,811 - Bye. - Perhaps another time? 42 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:46,523 Tony: It started in Bern, Switzerland. 1999. 43 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,444 - The old days. - Killian: Mr. Stark! 44 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,988 Tony: I never thought they would come back to bite me. 45 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,741 - Why would they? - Oh, wow! Hey, Tony! 46 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:59,494 Aldrich Killian. I'm a big fan of your work. 47 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:00,722 - My work? - Who isn't? He means me. 48 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:03,290 Well, of course, but, Ms. Hansen, 49 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:06,918 my organization's been tracking your research since year two of mit. 50 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,503 Tony: Yeah, we're full. 51 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,380 Oh, wow, he made it. He made the cut. 52 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:11,749 What floor you going to, pal? 53 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,318 Well, now, that is an appropriate question. 54 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:14,468 The ground floor, actually, 55 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,470 of a proposal I'm putting together myself. 56 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:20,432 It's a privately funded think tank called advanced idea mechanics. 57 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:22,017 - Uh... - She'll take both. 58 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,436 One to throw away and one to not call. 59 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:28,148 "Advanced idea mechanics" or "aim," for short. Do you get it? 60 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,734 - I see that, because it's on your t-shirt. - Aw! 61 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:33,445 Ladies, follow the mullet. Ladies first. 62 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,197 Thank you, I'll call you. 63 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,160 I'm titillated by the notion of working with you. 64 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,554 - Yeah? - I'll ditch these clowns. 65 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,298 I'll see you up on the roof in five minutes. 66 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:45,058 Just gonna try and get my beak wet real quick. 67 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:46,100 You know what I'm talking about? 68 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,125 I'll see you up there. 69 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:48,669 Tony: Damn betcha. 70 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,380 Come on! I thought that was just a theory. 71 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:52,881 Well, it was. 72 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:54,734 If I'm right, we can access the area of the brain 73 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:55,777 - that governs repair... - Tony: Wow. 74 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:56,986 Maya: And chemically recode it. 75 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,610 That's incredible. Essentially, you're hacking into the genetic... 76 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:01,056 Both: Operating system... 77 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,459 - Of a living organism. - Exactly. 78 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:04,768 Is that... can you... 79 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,291 - What? - Can you not touch my plant? 80 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,122 It's not... She doesn't like it. She prefers... 81 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:11,525 She's not like the others. Come on. Let's go in the bedroom. Happy. 82 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,735 - Hmm. That's cute... - Leave her ficus alone. 83 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:16,089 - Because... and, no, seriously, don't. - And you're starting with plants. 84 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,489 Maya: For now, yeah. Tony: Huh. 85 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:19,449 I'm calling it extremis. 86 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,220 - Well, it's... - Both: Human application. 87 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:23,453 Exactly, exactly. 88 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:25,707 - Dendritic revitalization. - It's revolutionary. 89 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,058 - Disease prevention... - Change the world. 90 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,625 Even limb regrowth. 91 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,646 You're the most gifted woman I've ever met. 92 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:32,963 Wow. 93 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,465 - In Switzerland. - Hmm. That's better. 94 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,634 - Aw, you're seeing things. - This week. 95 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,803 You almost bought it, didn't you? 96 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,315 This is what I'm talking about, the glitch. 97 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:53,793 Have you checked the telomerase algorithm? 98 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,360 - The what? - Happy: Down! 99 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,279 Stay down! Stay down, boss. 100 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:58,989 - We're good. - Stay down. 101 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,199 You... you're... You're right on me. I made it. 102 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:03,410 What the hell was that? 103 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:06,889 - What was that? - Maya: It's a glitch in my work. It's... 104 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,683 She was just talking about it. Glitches happen. 105 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:09,708 Happy: It's not y2k. 106 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,686 Hey! Happy new year! 107 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:13,187 - Happy: Happy new year. - Maya: Happy new year. 108 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:14,397 All right. I'll see you in the morning. Good night. 109 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,422 - Happy: You good? - Yeah. 110 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,265 - Happy: I'll be right outside. - Okay, cool. 111 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,571 Tony: So, why am I telling you this? 112 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:42,949 Because I had just created demons 113 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:45,368 and I didn't even know it. 114 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:50,373 Yeah, those were good times. 115 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:52,667 Then I moved on. 116 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:56,253 After a brief soiree in an Afghan cave, I said good-bye to the party scene. 117 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,007 I forgot that night in Switzerland. 118 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,926 These days, I'm a changed man. 119 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,093 Jarvis: Forty-six. 120 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:03,887 Tony: I'm different now. 121 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,013 I'm... well... 122 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:06,856 Jarvis: Forty-seven. Tony: You know who I am. 123 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,727 Jarvis: Sir, please may I request just a few hours to calibrate... 124 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:12,270 No. Forty-eight. 125 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:17,118 Micro-repeater implanting sequence complete. 126 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,193 As you wish, sir. 127 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:21,404 I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore. 128 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,281 Which I will. 129 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:24,893 All right, let's do this. 130 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:26,868 Dum-e. 131 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:27,953 Hi, dum-e. 132 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:30,247 How did you get that cap on your head? You earned it. 133 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,165 Hey. Hey! 134 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:35,978 What are you doing out of the corner? You know what you did. 135 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,296 Blood on my mat. Handle it. 136 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:41,091 Sir, may I remind you that you've been awake for nearly 72 hours? 137 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:44,094 Focus up, ladies. 138 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:47,013 Good evening, and welcome to the birthing suite. 139 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,391 I am pleased to announce the imminent arrival 140 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:52,477 of your bouncing, bad-ass baby brother. 141 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,521 Start tight and then go wide. 142 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,106 Stamp date and time. 143 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:59,234 Mark 42. Autonomous prehensile propulsion suit test. 144 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:01,361 Initialize sequence. 145 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,574 Jarvis, drop my needle. 146 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:19,254 Dashing through the snow 147 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,464 in a one horse open sleigh 148 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,092 o'er the fields we go 149 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,677 laughing all the way 150 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:28,805 Bells on Bob tails ring 151 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,182 crap. 152 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:34,436 Oh, what fun it is to sing 153 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,146 a sleighing song tonight 154 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:39,357 Jingle bells, jingle bells 155 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:41,985 Jingle all the way 156 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,361 oh, what fun it is to ride 157 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:47,282 In a one horse open sleigh 158 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,042 All right, I think we got this. Send them all. 159 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:00,855 Probably a little fast. Slow it down. 160 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,319 Slow it down just a... 161 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,715 Little bit. 162 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:12,702 Cool it, will you, Jarvis? 163 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:25,654 Come on. I ain't scared of you. 164 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:34,287 I'm the best. 165 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:43,922 As always, sir, a great pleasure watching you work. 166 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:47,842 Tony: I guess 72 hours is a long time between siestas. 167 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:51,054 I didn't think it could get any worse. 168 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:55,350 Then [had to go and turn on the TV. 169 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,689 That's when he happened. 170 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,992 The mandarin: Some people call me a terrorist. 171 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,162 I consider myself a teacher. 172 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,834 America. 173 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:25,088 Ready for another lesson? 174 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:30,385 In 1864, in sand creek, Colorado, the us military waited 175 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:33,722 until the friendly Cheyenne braves had all gone hunting. 176 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:38,059 Waited to attack and slaughter the families left behind 177 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:41,604 and claim their land. 178 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,440 39 hours ago, 179 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:48,361 the Ali ai Salem air base in Kuwait was attacked. 180 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,739 I... I... [did that. 181 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,323 A quaint military church 182 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:55,744 filled with wives and children, of course. 183 00:08:57,412 --> 00:09:00,790 The soldiers were out on maneuvers. 184 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:04,794 The braves were away. 185 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:06,629 President Ellis. 186 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:10,216 You continue to resist my attempts to educate you, sir. 187 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,844 And now you've missed me again. 188 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:17,891 You know who I am. 189 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,477 You don't know where I am. 190 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,022 And you'll never see me coming. 191 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,711 Pat kiernan: Now that we seem to be back, 192 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,254 let's recap some of the frightening developments... 193 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,197 American airwaves were hijacked... 194 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,865 The nation remains on high alert. 195 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,785 All attempts to find the mandarin have so far proved unsuccessful. 196 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:40,038 Ellis: Central to my administration's response to this terrorist event 197 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,332 is a newly minted resource. 198 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,627 I know him as colonel James rhodes. 199 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,837 The American people will soon know him 200 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,048 as the iron patriot. 201 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,467 And how is president Ellis responding? 202 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,761 By taking the guy they call war machine 203 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,471 and giving him a paint job. 204 00:09:56,554 --> 00:10:00,391 The same suit, but painted red, white and blue. 205 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:04,354 Look at that. And they also renamed him, "iron patriot." 206 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,190 You know, just in case the paint was too subtle. 207 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,359 It tested well with focus groups, all right? 208 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,152 "I am iron patriot!" It sucks. 209 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,755 Listen. "War machine" was a little too aggressive. 210 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,299 All right? This sends a better message. 211 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,536 So, what's really going on? With the mandarin. 212 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,665 Seriously, can we talk about this guy? 213 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,670 It's classified information, Tony. 214 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,297 Okay, there have been nine bombings. 215 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,508 - Nine. - The public only knows about three. 216 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:36,719 But here's the thing, nobody can ID a device. 217 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:38,012 There's no bomb casings. 218 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,390 You know I can help. Just ask. 219 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,393 I got a ton of new tech. I got a prehensile suit. 220 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,977 I got bomb disposal. 221 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,603 It catches explosions in mid-air. 222 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,248 When's the last time you got a good night's sleep? 223 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,983 Einstein slept three hours a year. Look what he did. 224 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,506 People are concerned about you, Tony. I'm concerned about you. 225 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:53,879 You're going to come at me like that? 226 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,503 No, look, I'm not trying to be a dick... 227 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,574 Tator. 228 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,843 Do you mind signing my drawing? 229 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,219 If Richard doesn't mind. 230 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,303 Are you all right with this, dick? 231 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,871 Rhodey: Yeah. Fine with me. 232 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,958 - Tony: What's your name? - Erin. 233 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,962 I loved you in a Christmas story, by the way. 234 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:13,256 Listen, the Pentagon is scared. 235 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:16,050 After New York, aliens... come on. 236 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,886 They need to look strong. 237 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:21,139 Stopping the mandarin is a priority, but it's not... 238 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,075 - It's not superhero business. - No, it's not, quite frankly. 239 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,535 - I get it. - It's American business. 240 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:27,061 That's why I said I got it. 241 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,713 Are you okay? 242 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,481 I broke the crayon. 243 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,275 Erin: Are you okay, Mr. Stark? 244 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,400 Take it easy. Tony. 245 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,822 How did you get out of the wormhole? 246 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,133 Wait a minute. Tony! 247 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,867 Tony: What did you say? Rhodey: Tony. 248 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,744 Sorry. 249 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,555 I'm just checking on the suit. 250 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,581 Okay. 251 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,294 Check the heart. 252 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:52,587 Is it the brain? 253 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,673 Jarvis: No sign of cardiac anomaly or unusual brain activity. 254 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,550 Okay, so I was poisoned? 255 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:03,097 My diagnosis is that you've experienced a severe anxiety attack. 256 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,765 Me? 257 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,996 Come on, man, this isn't a good look. Open up. 258 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,939 Tony: Sorry, I gotta split. 259 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,399 Happy: Badge. 260 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,736 Badge. 261 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,363 Come on, badge. 262 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:22,200 Badge, guys. I put a memo in the toilet. Come on. 263 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,595 Tony has got them in his basement. They're wearing party hats. 264 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,659 - This is an asset that we can put to use. - Uh-huh. 265 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:30,792 So, you're suggesting that I replace the entire janitorial staff with robots. 266 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,502 - Thank you. - What I'm saying is that 267 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,588 the human element of human resources is our biggest point of vulnerability. 268 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,174 We should start phasing it out immediately. 269 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:39,550 - What? - Excuse me, Bambi, 270 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,278 - you should be wearing... - Did you just say that? 271 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,679 - Security? Yes? - Happy? Okay. 272 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,515 I am thrilled that you are now the head of security. Okay? 273 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,409 - It is the perfect position for you. - Thank you. 274 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,935 - However... - I do appreciate it. 275 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,955 - Since you've taken the post... - You don't have to thank me. 276 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,607 We've had a rise in staff complaints of 300%. 277 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:55,732 Thank you. 278 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:57,360 It's not a compliment. 279 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,683 It's not... it is a compliment. 280 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,339 Clearly, somebody's trying to hide something. 281 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:01,548 - I... yes. - Secretary: Excuse me. 282 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,574 Ms. Potts, your 4:00 is here. 283 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,302 - Thank you. - Did you clear this 4:00 with me? 284 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,995 Happy, we'll talk about this later, 285 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,558 but right now, I have to go deal with this very annoying thing. 286 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:10,832 How so? 287 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,520 I used to work with him and he used to ask me out all the time, 288 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:14,585 so it's a little awkward. 289 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:17,046 I don't like the sound of that. 290 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,094 Peppen 291 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,470 Killian? 292 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,514 You look great. 293 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,057 You look really great. 294 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:30,476 Pepper: God, you look great. 295 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,896 What on earth have you been doing? 296 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:34,981 Nothing fancy. 297 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,442 Just five years in the hands of physical therapists. 298 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,360 And please, call me aldrich. 299 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,612 Uh, you were supposed to be issued a security badge. 300 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:44,240 - Happy, it's okay. We're good. - Yes. 301 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,784 - Are you sure? Okay. - Yes. Stand down. 302 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,120 - I'm going to linger right here. Okay. - Thank you. 303 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,873 It's very nice to see you, Killian. 304 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,173 Hey, guy. 305 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,306 Merry Christmas. 306 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,100 Killian: After years dodging the president's ban 307 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,561 on "immoral" biotech research, 308 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,021 my think tank 309 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,108 now has a little something in the pipeline. 310 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:24,072 It's an idea we like to call extremis. 311 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,949 I'm gonna turn your lights down. 312 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,245 Regard the human brain. 313 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:38,586 Uh... wait, hold on, hold on. 314 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,630 That's... That's the universe. My bad. 315 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,715 But if I do that... 316 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,180 That's the brain. 317 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,641 Strangely mimetic, though, wouldn't you say? 318 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,142 Wow, that's amazing. 319 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,852 Thanks, it's mine. 320 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,187 What? 321 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:58,147 This. You're inside my head. 322 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,316 It's a... it's a live feed. 323 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,318 Come on up, I'll prove it to you. 324 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:04,987 Come on. 325 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:08,991 Now, pinch my arm. 326 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,203 I can take it. Pinch me. 327 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:14,622 What is that? 328 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:18,000 It's the primary somatosensory cortex. It's the brain's pain center. 329 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:22,130 But this is what I wanted to show you. 330 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:28,511 Now, extremis harnesses our bioelectrical potential 331 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,472 and it goes here. 332 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,725 This is essentially an empty slot and what this tells us 333 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,686 is that our mind, 334 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,187 our entire DNA, in fact, 335 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,189 is destined to be upgraded. 336 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:41,399 Wow. 337 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,193 Oh, wait... 338 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:45,987 Uh... 339 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,868 Hello? 340 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,512 - Tony: Is this forehead of security? - What? 341 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,472 You know, look... I got a real job. What do you want? 342 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,682 I'm working. I've got something going on, here. 343 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:57,748 What, harassing interns? 344 00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,351 Let me tell you something. Do you know what happened 345 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,394 when I told people I was iron man's bodyguard? 346 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,378 They would laugh in my face. 347 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,755 I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity. 348 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,716 Now I got a real job. I'm watching pepper. 349 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,718 What's going on? Fill me in. 350 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:09,926 - For real? - Yeah. 351 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,822 All right. So, she's meeting up with this scientist. 352 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,347 - Rich guy. Handsome. - Right. 353 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,784 I couldn't make his face, at first. Right? You know I'm good with faces. 354 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:16,827 - Oh, yeah, you're the best. - Yeah. 355 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,370 Well, so I run his credentials. I make him. 356 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,813 Aldrich Killian. We actually met the guy back in... 357 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,273 Where were we in '99? 358 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,733 - The science conference? - U m... 359 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,277 - Switzerland. - Right, right, exactly. 360 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,921 Killian. No... I don't remember that guy. 361 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,798 Of course you don't remember. He's not a blond with a big rack. 362 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,175 At first, it was fine. They were talking business. 363 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:34,452 But now it's, like, getting weird. He's showing her his big brain. 364 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,245 - His what? - Big brain. 365 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,206 And she likes it. Here, let me show you. 366 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,957 Hold on. See? 367 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,542 Look at what? You, watching them? 368 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,586 Flip the screen, and then we can get started. 369 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,547 I'm not a tech genius like you. Just trust me. Get down here. 370 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,400 Flip the screen. Then I can see what they're doing. 371 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,693 I can't! I don't know how to flip the screen! 372 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,553 Don't talk to me like that anymore. You're not my boss. 373 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,125 All right? I don't work for you. 374 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,867 And I don't trust this guy. He's got another guy with him. 375 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:57,767 He's shifty. 376 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,850 - Relax. - Seriously? 377 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,579 I'm just asking you to secure the perimeter. 378 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:01,955 Tell them to go out for a drink or something. 379 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,707 You know what? You should take more of an interest in what's going on here. 380 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,667 This woman's the best thing that ever happened to you 381 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:06,943 and you're just ignoring her. 382 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,194 - A giant brain? - Yeah. 383 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,047 There's a giant brain. There's a shifty character. 384 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,591 I'm gonna follow this guy. I'm gonna run his plates and I'm gonna... 385 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,450 You know, if it gets rough, so be it. 386 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,700 I miss you, happy. 387 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,828 Yeah, I miss you, too. But the way it used to be. 388 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,264 Now you're off with the super-friends. 389 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,641 I don't know what's going on with you anymore. 390 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:21,808 - The world's getting weird. - Hey! 391 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:22,893 I hate to cut you off. 392 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:23,977 - Do you have your taser on you? - Why? 393 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,063 I think there's a gal in hr. Who's trying to steal some printer ink. 394 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,256 You should probably go over there and zap her. 395 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,007 Yeah, nice. 396 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:34,637 Imagine if you could hack into the hard drive of any living organism 397 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,639 and recode its DNA. 398 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,766 - That would be incredible. - Hmm. 399 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:42,520 Unfortunately, to my ears, it also sounds highly weaponizable. 400 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:46,315 As in, enhanced soldiers, private armies, and Tony is... 401 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,025 Tony, Tony. 402 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:53,781 You know, I invited Tony to join aim 13 years ago. 403 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:54,991 He turned me down. 404 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:59,620 But something tells me now there's a new genius on the throne 405 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,790 who doesn't have to answer to Tony anymore 406 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,459 and who has slightly less of an ego. 407 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,921 It's gonna be a no, aldrich. 408 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,466 As much as I'd like to help you. 409 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:17,054 Well, I can't say that I'm not disappointed. 410 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,831 But then, as my father used to say, 411 00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,684 "failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph." 412 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,269 - That's very deep. - Hmm. 413 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,770 And I have no idea what it means. 414 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:27,064 No, me neither. He was kind of an idiot, my old man. 415 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,361 I'm sure I'll see you again, pepper. 416 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:42,579 Happy. 417 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,250 Car's ready, if you're ready to go. 418 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,587 Yes, I just, um... 419 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:53,049 God, I forgot my other things, so... 420 00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,176 I'm just gonna... 421 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:23,972 I'm sorry I'm late. I was... 422 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,414 What the... what is that? 423 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,043 You're wearing this in the house now? 424 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,753 What is that, like, Mark 15? 425 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,505 Tony: Uh, yeah. 426 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,691 Something like that. You know, everybody needs a hobby. 427 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,926 Oh, and you have to wear your hobby in the living room? 428 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,761 Tony: Just breaking it in. 429 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,614 You know, it's always a little pinchy in the gooey bag 430 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:41,972 at first, so... 431 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,141 Well, hey, did you see your Christmas present? 432 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,559 Yes, I did. I... 433 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:48,062 I don't know how I could've missed that Christmas present. 434 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,272 Is it gonna fit through the door? 435 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,036 Tony: Well, actually, it's a good question. 436 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:54,378 I got a team of guys coming tomorrow. They're gonna blow out that wall. 437 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,986 - Okay. - So, uh... 438 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,655 Tense? Good day? Huh? 439 00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,366 Ooh, shoulders, a little knotty. Naughty girl. 440 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:04,036 I don't want to harp on this, but did you like the custom rabbit? 441 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,162 Did I like it? 442 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,956 - Nailed it, right? - Wow. 443 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,543 I appreciate the thought very much. 444 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,588 So, why don't you lift up that face mask and give me a kiss? 445 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,465 Huh... 446 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,385 Yep. Damn it, no can do. 447 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,512 You want to just kiss it on the... 448 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,389 - The facial slit? - Uh-huh. 449 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,474 Well, why don't I run down to the garage 450 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:28,394 and see if I can't find a crowbar to Jimmy that thing open? 451 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,020 Crowbar, yeah. 452 00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:32,273 Oh! Except there's been A radiation leak. 453 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,316 - Pepper: I'll take my chances. - That's risky. 454 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,901 At least, let me get you 455 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,546 like, a Hazmat suit you can... 456 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,271 A geiger counter or something like that. 457 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,117 Busted. 458 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,829 - This is a new level of lame. - Sorry. 459 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,373 You ate without me already? On date night? 460 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,500 - He was just... - You mean you. 461 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,253 Well, yeah, I just mean we were just hosting you... 462 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,274 - While I finished up a little work. - Uh-huh. 463 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,632 And yes, I had a quick bite. 464 00:20:58,716 --> 00:20:59,818 I didn't know if you were coming home 465 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,682 or you were having drinks with aldrich Killian. 466 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,640 - W hat? - W hat? 467 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,226 Aldrich Killian? What, are you checking up on me? 468 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,352 Happy was concerned. 469 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:11,705 - No, you're spying on me. - I wasn't. 470 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:12,889 - I'm going to bed. - Hold on. 471 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,274 Come on. Pep? 472 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,400 Hey, I admit it. 473 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:19,862 My fault. Sorry. 474 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,865 I'm a piping hot mess. 475 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:28,537 It's been going on for a while. I haven't said anything. 476 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,498 Nothing's been the same since New York. 477 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:35,085 Oh, really? I didn't notice that at all. 478 00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,838 You experience things 479 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:40,122 and then they're over, and you still can't explain them. 480 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:44,720 Gods, aliens, other dimensions. I'm just a man in a can. 481 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,198 The only reason I haven't cracked up 482 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,140 is probably because you moved in. 483 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:49,725 Which is great. 484 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,393 I love you. I'm lucky. 485 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,355 But honey, I can't sleep. 486 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,901 You go to bed, I come down here. I do what I know. 487 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,694 I tinker. I... 488 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,531 Threat is imminent. 489 00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:07,201 And I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without. 490 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,161 That's you. 491 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,372 And my suits, they're, uh... 492 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:12,497 Machines. 493 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,375 They're part of me. 494 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,544 A distraction. 495 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,796 Maybe. 496 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:38,357 I'm gonna take a shower. 497 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,150 Okay. 498 00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:43,736 And you're gonna join me. 499 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:46,782 Better. 500 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:06,594 Tony. 501 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,763 Tony. Tony. 502 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,266 To... 503 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:16,353 Power down! 504 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,363 Tony: I must have called it in my sleep. 505 00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:28,824 That's not supposed to happen. 506 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,454 I'll recalibrate the sensors. 507 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:38,292 Can we just... just let me... 508 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,770 Just let me catch my breath. Hey, don't... don't go. All right? Pepper... 509 00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,963 I'm going to sleep downstairs. 510 00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:45,799 Tinker with that. 511 00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:12,910 Can you regulate? 512 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,119 Yes, I can regulate. 513 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,746 - You sure about that? - Yes. 514 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:27,800 It's a decent batch. 515 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:30,756 - Don't say I never did nothing for you. - Thank you. 516 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:35,349 I mean, for understanding. 517 00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:44,858 Happy: I'm sorry, buddy. 518 00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:02,292 What are you doing, buddy? 519 00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:03,687 You out by yourself? A little date night? 520 00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:05,311 Seeing your favorite chick flick, maybe? 521 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,264 Yeah, a little movie called the party's over, 522 00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:09,091 starring you and yourjunkie girlfriend. 523 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,175 Here's the ticket. 524 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:12,611 No kidding. That doesn't belong to you. 525 00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:40,080 Taggart: Savin! 526 00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:42,207 Help! 527 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:44,126 Help me! 528 00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:12,381 The mandarin: True story about fortune cookies. 529 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,590 They look Chinese. 530 00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:16,635 They sound Chinese. 531 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:20,806 But they're actually an American invention. 532 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:25,686 Which is why they're hollow, full of lies 533 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:28,021 and leave a bad taste in the mouth. 534 00:27:29,189 --> 00:27:33,735 My disciples just destroyed another cheap American knockoff. 535 00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:37,197 The Chinese theatre. 536 00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:39,741 Mr. President, 537 00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:42,161 I know this must be getting frustrating. 538 00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:47,457 But this season of terror is drawing to a close. 539 00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:49,710 And don't worry, 540 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:51,712 the big one is coming. 541 00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:53,088 Your graduation. 542 00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:08,937 _ohl 543 00:28:09,271 --> 00:28:10,856 Do you mind leaving that on? 544 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:12,733 Sure. 545 00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:23,702 Sunday nights. Pbs. Downton Abbey. 546 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,872 That's his show. He thinks it's elegant. 547 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,561 One more thing. Make sure everyone wears their badges. 548 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:32,937 He's a stickler for that sort of thing. 549 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:36,131 Plus, my guys won't let anyone in without them. 550 00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:38,300 We're awaiting the arrival of Tony stark. 551 00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:40,052 We're hoping he'll give us the reaction... 552 00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:41,595 His reaction to the latest attack. 553 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:43,478 Mr. Stark, hi there. 554 00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:47,601 Our sources are telling us that all signs are pointing to another mandarin attack. 555 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:49,603 Anything else you can tell us? 556 00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:52,814 Male reporter: Hey, Mr. Stark. When is somebody gonna kill this guy? 557 00:28:53,607 --> 00:28:54,608 I'm just saying. 558 00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,780 Is that what you want? 559 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:03,700 Here's a little holiday greeting 560 00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:06,328 I've been wanting to send to the mandarin. 561 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,705 I just didn't know how to phrase it until now. 562 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:12,542 My name is Tony stark and I'm not afraid of you. 563 00:29:12,626 --> 00:29:15,754 I know you're a coward. So I've decided 564 00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:17,881 that you just died, pal. 565 00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:20,092 I'm gonna come get the body. 566 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:23,030 There's no politics here. It's just good old-fashioned revenge. 567 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,265 There's no Pentagon, it's just you and me. 568 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:30,227 And on the off chance you're a man, here's my home address. 569 00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:33,730 10880 Malibu point. 570 00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:36,024 90265. 571 00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:37,943 I'll leave the door unlocked. 572 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,226 That's what you wanted, right? 573 00:29:42,656 --> 00:29:44,491 Bill me. 574 00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:51,665 Jarvis: I've compiled a mandarin database for you, sir, 575 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:55,752 drawn from S.H.I.E.L.D., FBI and CIA intercepts. 576 00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:58,964 Initiating virtual crime scene reconstruction. 577 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:04,553 Okay. What have we got here? 578 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:08,765 The name is an ancient Chinese war mantle meaning "adviser to the king." 579 00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:12,227 South American insurgency tactics. 580 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:14,688 Talks like a baptist preacher. 581 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:19,192 There's lots of pageantry going on here. Lots of theater. Close. 582 00:30:19,276 --> 00:30:22,779 The heat from the blast was in excess of 3,000 degrees celsius. 583 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:26,700 Any subjects within 12.5 yards were vaporized instantly. 584 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:29,425 No bomb parts found in a three-mile radius of the Chinese theatre? 585 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:30,912 No, sir. 586 00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:33,957 Talk to me, happy. 587 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,102 When is a bomb not a bomb? 588 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:06,740 Any military victims? 589 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,159 Not according to public record, sir. 590 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:11,453 Bring up the thermogenic signatures again. 591 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,163 Factor in 3,000 degrees. 592 00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:15,916 The oracle cloud has completed analysis. 593 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,084 Accessing satellites 594 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:21,088 and plotting the last 12 months of thermogenic occurrences now. 595 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:24,174 Take away everywhere that there's been a mandarin attack. 596 00:31:29,971 --> 00:31:31,598 Nope. 597 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:38,688 That. Are you sure that's not one of his? 598 00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:41,441 It predates any known mandarin attack. 599 00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:44,277 The incident was the use of a bomb to assist a suicide. 600 00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:46,154 Bring her around. 601 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,324 The heat signature is remarkably similar. 602 00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:51,910 3, 000 degree celsius. 603 00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:55,288 That's two military guys. 604 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:57,237 Ever been to Tennessee, Jarvis? 605 00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,168 Creating a flight plan for Tennessee. 606 00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:07,342 Are we still at ding-dong? 607 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,719 We're supposed to be on total... 608 00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:11,012 Security lockdown. 609 00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:12,978 Come on, I threatened a terrorist. Who is that? 610 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,767 There's only so much I can do, sir, 611 00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:20,188 when you give the world's press your home address. 612 00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:30,866 Right there is fine. 613 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,746 You're not the mandarin. 614 00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:38,832 Are you? Are you? 615 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:41,918 You don't remember. 616 00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:43,211 Why am I not surprised? 617 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:45,731 Don't take it personally. I don't remember what I had for breakfast. 618 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:47,075 Jarvis: Gluten-free waffles, sir. 619 00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:48,467 That's right. 620 00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:51,553 Okay, look, I need to be alone with you, some place not here. 621 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,054 It's urgent. 622 00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:58,727 Normally, I'd go for that sort of thing, but now I'm in a committed relationship. 623 00:32:58,810 --> 00:32:59,936 It's... 624 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:02,981 - With her. - Pepper: Tony? 625 00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:05,358 - Is somebody there? - Yeah, 626 00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:07,319 - it's Maya Hansen. - Ah... 627 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:09,529 Old botanist pal 628 00:33:09,613 --> 00:33:11,907 that I used to know, barely. 629 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,825 Please don't tell me there's a 12-year-old kid 630 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:14,826 waiting in the car that I've never met. 631 00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:15,952 He's 13. 632 00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:17,746 No, I need your help. 633 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,581 But, what for? Why now? 634 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:22,751 Because I read the papers and frankly, I don't think you'll last the week. 635 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,211 I'll be fine. 636 00:33:24,294 --> 00:33:25,480 Pepper: I'm sorry, with happy in the hospital, 637 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:27,589 I didn't know we were expecting guests. 638 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,591 - We weren't. - And old girlfriends. 639 00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,384 - She's not, really. - No, not really. I... 640 00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:34,679 - It was just one night. - Tony: Yep. 641 00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:36,389 That's how you did it, isn't it? 642 00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:38,725 - It was a great night. - Pepper: Yep. Well, you know. 643 00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:40,727 - You saved yourself a world of pain. - What? 644 00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:42,622 - Maya: I'm sure. - Trust me. We're going out of town. 645 00:33:42,646 --> 00:33:43,664 Okay. We've been through this. 646 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:44,814 - Nope. - Yep! 647 00:33:44,898 --> 00:33:46,667 - The man says no. - Immediately and indefinitely. 648 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,251 - Tony: Honey... - Great idea. Let's go. 649 00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:50,987 I'm sorry, that's a terrible idea. Please don't touch her bags. 650 00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:52,572 This is how normal people behave. 651 00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:54,783 Tony: I can't protect you out there. 652 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,785 Is... is that normal? 653 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,995 - Sadly, that is very normal. - Yes, this is normal! 654 00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:00,830 It's a big bunny. Relax about it! 655 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:01,957 Calm down. 656 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,042 - I got this for you. - I'm aware of that. 657 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:05,645 You still haven't even told me you liked it. 658 00:34:05,669 --> 00:34:06,795 I don't like it. 659 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:07,980 I asked you three... You don't like it. 660 00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:09,315 - We are leaving the house. - Maya: Guys? 661 00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:10,566 That's not even up for discussion. 662 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:12,842 - Can we, um... - I said no. What? 663 00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:14,166 Do we need to worry about that? 664 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,561 I got you. 665 00:35:04,894 --> 00:35:06,896 I got you first. 666 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:08,260 Like I said, we can't stay here. 667 00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:16,864 Oh! 668 00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:19,618 Move! I'm right behind you. 669 00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:21,494 Pepper: Oh! 670 00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:25,373 Get her. I'm gonna find a way around. 671 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,626 Stop stopping. Get her. Get outside. 672 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,402 Oh, my god. Tony! 673 00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:11,127 Jarvis: Sir, Ms. Potts is clear of the structure. 674 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:44,411 Jarvis, where's my flight power? 675 00:36:44,494 --> 00:36:46,579 Working on it, sir. This is a prototype. 676 00:37:01,428 --> 00:37:03,096 That's one. 677 00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:07,142 Sir, the suit is not combat ready. 678 00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:24,242 That's two. 679 00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:39,192 Tony! 680 00:39:13,101 --> 00:39:14,644 Sir, take a deep breath. 681 00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:32,370 Flight power restored. 682 00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:48,678 Jarvis: Sir? 683 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:50,430 Sir! 684 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:53,558 All right, kill the alarm. I got it. 685 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:56,644 That's the emergency alert triggered by the power dropping below 5%. 686 00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:57,770 Oh... 687 00:40:00,273 --> 00:40:01,273 Oh! 688 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:37,685 It's snowing, right? Where are we, upstate? 689 00:40:37,810 --> 00:40:41,397 We are five miles outside of Rose hill, Tennessee. 690 00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:43,024 Why? 691 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:45,735 Jarvis. Not my idea. 692 00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:48,589 What are we doing here? This is thousands of miles away! 693 00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:50,114 I gotta get pepper. I gotta... 694 00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:52,909 [Prepared a flight plan. This was the location. 695 00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:54,077 Who asked you? 696 00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:56,079 - Open the suit. - I... 697 00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:57,264 I think I may be malfunctioning, sir. 698 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:58,331 Open it, j. 699 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:06,506 That's brisk. 700 00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:16,265 Maybe I'll just cozy back up for a... 701 00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:19,268 I actually think I need to sleep now, sir. 702 00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,104 Jarvis. 703 00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:24,565 Jarvis? 704 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:29,362 Don't leave me, buddy. 705 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:51,652 Female synth voice: Stark secure server 706 00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:54,595 now transferring to all known receivers. 707 00:41:54,721 --> 00:41:56,055 Tony: Pepper, it's me. 708 00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:59,350 I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time. 709 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:02,270 So... first off, I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way. 710 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:06,357 That was selfish and stupid, and it won't happen again. 711 00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:09,318 Also, it's christmastime and the rabbit's too big. 712 00:42:09,402 --> 00:42:11,404 Done. Sorry. 713 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:14,490 And I'm sorry in advance 714 00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:16,659 because I can't come home yet. 715 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:19,829 I need to find this guy. 716 00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:22,749 You gotta stay safe, that's all I know. 717 00:42:23,332 --> 00:42:26,210 I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian. 718 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:51,611 Let's get you comfy. 719 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,574 You happy now? 720 00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:07,752 Freeze! 721 00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:11,464 Don't move. 722 00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:13,549 You got me. 723 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,594 Nice potato gun. 724 00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:18,429 Barrel's a little long. 725 00:43:18,554 --> 00:43:22,433 Between that and the wide Gauge it's gonna diminish your fps. 726 00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:27,647 And now you're out of ammo. 727 00:43:28,648 --> 00:43:30,399 What's that thing on your chest? 728 00:43:31,484 --> 00:43:33,402 It's an electromagnet. 729 00:43:33,486 --> 00:43:35,446 You should know, you got a box of them right here. 730 00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:37,073 What does it power? 731 00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:48,042 Oh, my god. 732 00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:50,419 That... 733 00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:54,674 That's... is that iron man? 734 00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:56,467 Technically, I am. 735 00:43:57,009 --> 00:43:59,095 Technically, you're dead. 736 00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:02,140 Tony: Valid point. 737 00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:03,516 What happened to him? 738 00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,101 Life. 739 00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:07,728 I built him. I take care of him. 740 00:44:09,689 --> 00:44:10,731 I'll fix him. 741 00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:11,899 Like a mechanic? 742 00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:13,609 Yeah. 743 00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:15,069 Hmm. 744 00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:17,822 If I was building iron man and war machine... 745 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:19,031 It's "iron patriot" now. 746 00:44:19,115 --> 00:44:20,408 That's way cooler. 747 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:21,659 No, it's not. 748 00:44:21,742 --> 00:44:25,830 Anyways, I would have added in, um, the retro... 749 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,624 - Retro-reflective panels? - To make him stealth mode. 750 00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:30,543 - You want a stealth mode? - Cool, right? 751 00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:32,586 That's actually a good idea. Maybe I'll build one. 752 00:44:32,879 --> 00:44:34,088 - Not a good idea. - Oops. 753 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:36,632 What are you doing? You're gonna break his finger? 754 00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:38,277 He's in pain. He's been injured. Leave him alone. 755 00:44:38,301 --> 00:44:39,302 Sorry. 756 00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:40,761 Are you? 757 00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:44,515 Don't worry about it, I'll fix it. 758 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,517 So, uh, who's home? 759 00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:50,855 Well, my mom already left for the diner and dad went to 7-11 to get scratchers. 760 00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:54,984 I guess he won, because that was six years ago. 761 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:56,693 Hmm. 762 00:44:56,903 --> 00:44:59,047 Which happens. Dads leave. No need to be a pussy about it. 763 00:44:59,071 --> 00:45:00,072 Here's what I need. 764 00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:03,492 A laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone, 765 00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:06,120 the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, 766 00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:09,665 a map of town, a big spring and a tuna fish sandwich. 767 00:45:09,749 --> 00:45:11,667 What's in it for me? 768 00:45:11,751 --> 00:45:14,503 - Salvation. What's his name? - Who? 769 00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:18,132 The kid that bullies you at school. What's his name? 770 00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:19,592 How'd you know that? 771 00:45:20,468 --> 00:45:22,011 I gotjust the thing. 772 00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:27,391 This is a pifiata for a cricket. 773 00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:29,236 I'm kidding. This is a very powerful weapon. 774 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:32,521 Point it away from your face, press the button on top, 775 00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:33,605 it discourages bullying. 776 00:45:34,607 --> 00:45:37,985 Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass. Deal? 777 00:45:38,486 --> 00:45:39,528 Deal? What do you say? 778 00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:41,572 - Deal. - Deal? 779 00:45:42,907 --> 00:45:43,908 What's your name? 780 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:46,494 Harley. And you're... 781 00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:47,995 The mechanic. 782 00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:50,373 Tony. 783 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:54,335 You know what keeps going through my head? 784 00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:55,962 "Where's my sandwich?" 785 00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:06,222 Where is Tony stark? 786 00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:36,228 Female synth voice: Stark secure server. 787 00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:38,379 Retinal scan verified. 788 00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:39,648 Tony: Pepper, it's me. 789 00:46:39,672 --> 00:46:42,591 I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time. 790 00:46:42,675 --> 00:46:45,553 So... first off, I'm so sorry [Put you in harm's way. 791 00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:48,097 That was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again. 792 00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:52,281 Pepper: Why were you at the house tonight? 793 00:46:53,269 --> 00:46:55,479 What was so important that you had to speak to Tony? 794 00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:02,278 I think that my boss is working for the mandarin. 795 00:47:03,612 --> 00:47:05,048 So, if you still want to talk about it 796 00:47:05,072 --> 00:47:08,200 I suggest that we get ourselves some place safe. 797 00:47:09,577 --> 00:47:12,413 Your boss works for the mandarin, you think? 798 00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:14,540 But Tony says you're a botanist. So... 799 00:47:14,623 --> 00:47:17,585 That figures. What I actually am is a biological DNA coder 800 00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:19,896 running a team of 40 out of a privately funded think tank. 801 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,839 But sure, you can call me a botanist. 802 00:47:23,883 --> 00:47:26,635 This boss of yours, does he have a name? 803 00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,888 Yeah, aldrich Killian. 804 00:47:31,724 --> 00:47:34,643 Savin: Well, we took the house down, sir. But there's no sign of a body. 805 00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:36,020 - Mmm-hmm. I see. - No stark. 806 00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:38,439 I have to go. 807 00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:40,858 The master is about to record and he's a little... 808 00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:43,444 Well, you know how he gets. 809 00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:46,906 Keep your appointment tonight and call me when it's done. 810 00:47:52,328 --> 00:47:54,663 All right, everybody. No talking and no eye contact. 811 00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:56,957 Unless you want to get shot in the face. 812 00:48:08,761 --> 00:48:09,845 Guard: Report in. 813 00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:13,265 Path is clear. 814 00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:19,188 The master is traveling. 815 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:37,081 Well, then, what are we waiting for? 816 00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:41,520 Tony: The sandwich was fair, the spring was a little rusty, 817 00:48:41,544 --> 00:48:43,796 the rest of the materials, I'll make do. 818 00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,899 By the way, when you said your sister had a watch... 819 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:46,799 - Harley: Yeah? - I was kind of hoping 820 00:48:46,882 --> 00:48:49,301 for something a little more adult than that. 821 00:48:49,385 --> 00:48:52,930 Harley: She's six. Anyway, it's a limited edition. 822 00:48:53,013 --> 00:48:54,557 When can we talk about New York? 823 00:48:54,682 --> 00:48:56,517 Tony: Maybe never. Relax about it. 824 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,120 Harley: What about the avengers? Can we talk about them? 825 00:48:58,144 --> 00:49:00,312 Tony: I dunno. Later. Hey, kid, give me a little space. 826 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:07,820 What's the official story here? What happened? 827 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:12,616 Harley: I guess this guy named Chad Davis used to live roundabouts. 828 00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:15,995 He won a bunch of medals in the army. 829 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:20,416 And one day, folks said he went crazy and made, you know, a bomb. 830 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:23,127 Then he blew himself up, right here. 831 00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:31,218 - Six people died, right? - Yeah. 832 00:49:31,343 --> 00:49:33,012 - Including Chad Davis. - Yeah, yeah. 833 00:49:39,185 --> 00:49:42,688 Yeah. That doesn't make sense. 834 00:49:43,772 --> 00:49:44,815 Think about it. 835 00:49:45,566 --> 00:49:47,610 Six dead. Only five shadows. 836 00:49:47,693 --> 00:49:49,153 Yeah. 837 00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:52,198 People said these shadows are like the marks of souls going to heaven. 838 00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:55,659 Except the bomb guy. 839 00:49:55,784 --> 00:49:59,580 He went to hell, on account of he didn't get a shadow. 840 00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:01,040 That's why there's only five. 841 00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:04,043 - Do you buy that? - It's what everyone says. 842 00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:09,757 You know what this crater reminds me of? 843 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,384 No idea. I'm not... I don't care. 844 00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:18,182 That giant wormhole in, um, in New York. 845 00:50:18,641 --> 00:50:20,684 Does it remind you? 846 00:50:20,809 --> 00:50:22,811 That's manipulative. I don't want to talk about it. 847 00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:24,897 Are they coming back? The aliens? 848 00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:26,106 Maybe. Can you stop? 849 00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:29,985 Remember what I told you, that I have an anxiety issue? 850 00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:31,779 Does this subject make you edgy? 851 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:34,222 Yeah, a little bit. Can I just catch my breath for a second? 852 00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:36,116 Are there bad guys in Rose hill? 853 00:50:36,242 --> 00:50:38,702 Do you need a plastic bag to breathe into? 854 00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:40,621 - Do you have medication? - No. 855 00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:42,182 - Do you need to be on it? - Probably. 856 00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:43,683 - Do you have PTSD? - I don't think so. 857 00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:45,125 Are you going completely mental? 858 00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:47,503 I can stop. Do you want me to stop? 859 00:50:48,295 --> 00:50:49,648 Remember when I said to stop doing that? 860 00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:52,091 I swear that you're gonna freak me out. 861 00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:56,696 Ah, man, you did it, didn't you? You happy now? 862 00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:57,720 What did I say? 863 00:50:58,222 --> 00:50:59,502 Hey! Wait up! 864 00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:02,059 Wait, wait. 865 00:51:07,106 --> 00:51:08,941 What the hell was that? 866 00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:15,114 Your fault. You spazzed me out. 867 00:51:16,949 --> 00:51:19,243 - Okay, back to business. - Where were we? 868 00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:20,536 The guy who died. 869 00:51:20,953 --> 00:51:23,872 Relatives? Mom? Mrs. Davis, where is she? 870 00:51:23,956 --> 00:51:25,040 Where she always is. 871 00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:27,668 See? Now, you're being helpful. 872 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:33,966 Sorry. 873 00:51:34,133 --> 00:51:35,718 Lady? 874 00:51:36,677 --> 00:51:38,554 Is this, uh... 875 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,681 Thank you. 876 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,769 Nice haircut. It suits you. 877 00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:47,271 Nice watch. 878 00:51:47,563 --> 00:51:48,897 Yeah. A limited edition. 879 00:51:49,565 --> 00:51:51,567 Oh, I don't doubt it. 880 00:51:52,693 --> 00:51:53,986 Well, have a good evening. 881 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:07,666 Man: Excuse me. 882 00:52:17,217 --> 00:52:19,094 Tony: Mrs. Davis? 883 00:52:19,595 --> 00:52:20,763 Mind if I join you? 884 00:52:21,597 --> 00:52:22,598 Free country. 885 00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:24,558 Sure is. 886 00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:30,731 All right. 887 00:52:31,607 --> 00:52:33,692 Where would you like to start? 888 00:52:34,026 --> 00:52:37,112 I just want to say, I'm sorry about your loss. 889 00:52:37,196 --> 00:52:38,781 I want to know what you think happened. 890 00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:45,829 Look, I brought your damn file. You take it, go. 891 00:52:46,830 --> 00:52:50,626 Whatever was in here, he wanted no part of it. 892 00:52:51,752 --> 00:52:54,546 Clearly, you're waiting for someone else. Huh? 893 00:52:54,630 --> 00:52:55,923 Supposed to meet someone here? 894 00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:57,049 Yeah. 895 00:53:10,938 --> 00:53:13,148 Mrs. Davis, your son didn't kill himself. 896 00:53:13,232 --> 00:53:15,150 I guarantee you, he didn't kill anyone. 897 00:53:16,777 --> 00:53:18,570 Someone used him. 898 00:53:19,279 --> 00:53:20,322 What? 899 00:53:21,156 --> 00:53:23,492 As a weapon. 900 00:53:26,745 --> 00:53:30,416 You're not the person that called me after all, are you? 901 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:32,401 Brandt: Actually, I am. 902 00:53:35,587 --> 00:53:37,047 Sheriff: Hey, hey, hey! 903 00:53:37,172 --> 00:53:39,758 What's all this about? What the hell is going on here? 904 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,844 It's called an arrest. 905 00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:44,012 Sheriff, is it? 906 00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:45,973 Yes, ma'am, it is. And you are? 907 00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:48,100 Homeland security. We good here? 908 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:50,018 No, we're not "good." 909 00:53:50,102 --> 00:53:51,782 I need a little more information than that. 910 00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:54,165 Brandt: Well, I think it's a little above your pay grade, sheriff. 911 00:53:54,189 --> 00:53:55,458 Sheriff: Yeah? Well, why don't you 912 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:57,484 get on the horn to Nashville and, uh, upgrade me? 913 00:53:57,860 --> 00:54:01,280 All right. You know what? I was hoping to do this the smart way, 914 00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:03,512 but, uh, the fun way is always good. 915 00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:05,993 Deputy, get this woman out of... 916 00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:22,233 Hey, hot wings, you want to party? Come on, you and me, let's go. 917 00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:37,941 - Crazy, huh? - Yep. 918 00:54:39,318 --> 00:54:40,444 Watch this. 919 00:55:46,635 --> 00:55:49,304 You walked right into this one. I've dated hotter chicks than you. 920 00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:52,826 That's all you got? 921 00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:55,769 A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner? 922 00:55:55,894 --> 00:55:59,356 Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography. 923 00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:02,085 - Harley: Let me go! - Savin: Help me! 924 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:07,423 Anyway. 925 00:57:08,467 --> 00:57:10,636 Hey, kid, what would you like for Christmas? 926 00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:12,679 Mr. Stark, I am so sorry. 927 00:57:12,804 --> 00:57:14,157 No, no, no. I think he was trying to say, 928 00:57:14,181 --> 00:57:16,058 "I want my goddamn file." 929 00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:17,392 It's not your fault, kid. 930 00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:22,022 Remember what I told you about bullies? 931 00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:29,685 Tony: You like that, westworld? 932 00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:31,598 That's the thing about smart guys, 933 00:57:32,407 --> 00:57:34,117 we always cover our ass. 934 00:57:47,255 --> 00:57:48,340 Ah! 935 00:57:58,266 --> 00:58:00,268 Harley: You're welcome. 936 00:58:01,436 --> 00:58:02,854 For what? Did I miss something? 937 00:58:02,938 --> 00:58:04,898 Me, saving your life. 938 00:58:05,023 --> 00:58:08,151 Yeah. A, I saved you first. B, thanks. Sort of. 939 00:58:08,276 --> 00:58:10,946 And c, if you do someone a solid, don't be a yutz. 940 00:58:11,071 --> 00:58:14,199 All right? Just play it cool. Othennise you come off grandiose. 941 00:58:14,282 --> 00:58:16,284 Unlike you? 942 00:58:17,744 --> 00:58:19,579 Admit it, you need me. 943 00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:21,248 We're connected. 944 00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:23,371 What I need is for you to go home, be with your mom, 945 00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:25,919 keep your trap shut, guard the suit, 946 00:58:26,044 --> 00:58:27,438 and stay connected to the telephone 947 00:58:27,462 --> 00:58:29,182 because if I call, you better pick up. Okay? 948 00:58:29,548 --> 00:58:32,342 Can you feel that? We're done here. 949 00:58:32,467 --> 00:58:34,028 Move out of the way, or I'm gonna run you over. 950 00:58:34,052 --> 00:58:35,512 Bye, kid. 951 00:58:41,977 --> 00:58:43,353 I'm sorry, kid. 952 00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:45,188 You did good. 953 00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:48,191 So, now you're just gonna leave me here, like my dad? 954 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:51,361 Yeah. 955 00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:54,459 Wait, you're guilt-tripping me, aren't you? 956 00:58:54,489 --> 00:58:55,782 I'm cold. 957 00:58:56,158 --> 00:58:58,410 I can tell. You know how I can tell? 958 00:58:59,786 --> 00:59:01,413 Because we're connected. 959 00:59:05,167 --> 00:59:07,377 It was worth a shot. 960 00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:22,160 Saleswoman: You get this. It's affordable. It's gorgeous. 961 00:59:22,184 --> 00:59:23,477 It goes with any decor... 962 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:27,939 - What happened to picture? - Woman 1: Go to override. 963 00:59:29,316 --> 00:59:31,836 - How is this happening again? - Man 1: Fine. Override to Los Angeles. 964 00:59:31,860 --> 00:59:32,962 Woman 2: I'm trying. There's nothing I can... 965 00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:34,297 Man 2: Well, where is the feed coming from? 966 00:59:34,321 --> 00:59:36,174 Man 3: I don't know, it's in all of our receivers and I... 967 00:59:36,198 --> 00:59:38,325 The entire east coast, the satellites are down. 968 00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:39,802 Woman 2: It's not just our station. 969 00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:40,911 What about a backup manual? 970 00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:43,275 Aide: We have an unauthorized broadcast cutting through... 971 00:59:43,371 --> 00:59:47,084 Mr. Vice president, I think you should see this. 972 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:50,587 Rodriguez: Oh, god, not again. 973 00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:52,464 Is the president getting this? 974 01:00:03,391 --> 01:00:05,227 Mr. President. 975 01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:07,562 Only two lessons remain. 976 01:00:08,271 --> 01:00:11,566 And I intend to finish this before Christmas morning. 977 01:00:12,150 --> 01:00:14,361 Meet Thomas Richards. 978 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:17,656 Good strong name. Good strong job. 979 01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:22,410 Thomas, here, is an accountant for the roxxon oil corporation. 980 01:00:26,039 --> 01:00:28,458 But I'm sure he's a really good guy. 981 01:00:30,919 --> 01:00:32,319 I'm going to shoot him in the head, 982 01:00:32,712 --> 01:00:35,632 live on your television in 30 seconds. 983 01:00:35,715 --> 01:00:36,883 Thomas: No! 984 01:00:37,008 --> 01:00:40,470 The number for this telephone is in your cell phone. 985 01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:43,598 Exciting, isn't it, imagining how it got there? 986 01:00:43,682 --> 01:00:45,392 America, 987 01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:48,603 if your president calls me in the next half-minute, 988 01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:50,397 Tom lives. 989 01:00:53,733 --> 01:00:55,110 How did he hack my phone? 990 01:00:55,235 --> 01:00:57,195 We can't allow terrorists to dictate... 991 01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:58,446 I have to make this call. 992 01:00:58,530 --> 01:00:59,948 I'd strongly advise against that. 993 01:01:00,031 --> 01:01:02,492 This is the right thing to do. 994 01:01:29,227 --> 01:01:31,587 The mandarin: There's just one lesson left, president Ellis. 995 01:01:31,646 --> 01:01:33,486 So run away, hide, kiss your children good-bye. 996 01:01:33,565 --> 01:01:34,566 Because nothing, 997 01:01:34,691 --> 01:01:37,277 not your army, not your red, white and blue attack dog, 998 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,321 can save you. 999 01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:43,658 I'll see you soon. 1000 01:01:45,744 --> 01:01:49,247 Tell rhodes, find this lunatic right now. 1001 01:01:49,331 --> 01:01:51,058 Military aide: Sir, we tracked the broadcast signal. 1002 01:01:51,082 --> 01:01:52,882 We have a possible point of origin in Pakistan 1003 01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:54,145 and the patriot is ready to strike. 1004 01:01:54,169 --> 01:01:56,463 - Right now. - Yes, sir. 1005 01:02:09,351 --> 01:02:12,270 Man-happy, happy, happy- 1006 01:02:26,534 --> 01:02:28,787 Rhodey: Don't move! 1007 01:02:34,626 --> 01:02:36,086 Hang on a second. 1008 01:02:36,544 --> 01:02:37,420 Hello? 1009 01:02:37,504 --> 01:02:39,398 You ever have a chick straddling you and you look up 1010 01:02:39,422 --> 01:02:43,218 and suddenly she's glowing from the inside out, kind of a bright orange? 1011 01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:44,779 Yeah, I've had that. Who is this? 1012 01:02:44,803 --> 01:02:45,803 Tony: It's me, pal. 1013 01:02:45,845 --> 01:02:48,005 Now, last time I went missing, if I remember correctly, 1014 01:02:48,056 --> 01:02:50,058 you came looking for me. What are you doing? 1015 01:02:50,225 --> 01:02:51,744 A little knock-and-talk, making friends in Pakistan. 1016 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:52,602 What are you doing? 1017 01:02:52,686 --> 01:02:55,772 Your redesign, your big rebrand, that was aim, right? 1018 01:02:55,855 --> 01:02:56,856 Yeah. 1019 01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:01,170 I'm gonna find a heavy-duty comm sat right now, I need your iogin. 1020 01:03:01,194 --> 01:03:03,238 It's the same as it's always been, "warmachine68." 1021 01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:04,446 And password, please. 1022 01:03:04,531 --> 01:03:06,759 Well, look, I gotta change it every time you hack in, Tony. 1023 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:08,827 It's not the '803, nobody says "hack" anymore. 1024 01:03:08,952 --> 01:03:09,953 Give me your iogin. 1025 01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:13,999 "War machine rox“ with an "x," all caps. 1026 01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:18,628 Yeah, okay. 1027 01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:22,048 That is so much better than "iron patriot." 1028 01:03:30,557 --> 01:03:31,725 Emcee: Very nice. Very nice. 1029 01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:34,477 [Have one question for you. 1030 01:03:34,561 --> 01:03:37,147 What would you like for Christmas this year? 1031 01:03:38,857 --> 01:03:40,275 Well, David... 1032 01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:47,198 Do not erase a program from my dvr unless you are 100% sure... 1033 01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:53,597 Emcee: One more time! Ms. Elk Ridge, everybody! 1034 01:03:53,621 --> 01:03:54,621 All right. 1035 01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:59,294 Cameraman: Because you erase my shows! 1036 01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:05,008 Tony: That ain't gonna cut it. 1037 01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:07,302 Cameraman: We talked about this. 1038 01:04:08,636 --> 01:04:10,805 Excuse me, sir. I don't know who... 1039 01:04:10,889 --> 01:04:12,807 Shh. 1040 01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:16,083 Mom, I need to call you back. Something magical is happening. 1041 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:19,105 - Tony stark is in my Van. - Shh. Keep it down. 1042 01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:20,791 - Tony stark is in my Van! - No, he's not. 1043 01:04:20,815 --> 01:04:21,935 I knew you were still alive! 1044 01:04:22,609 --> 01:04:24,169 Come on in. Close the door. 1045 01:04:28,698 --> 01:04:29,800 Oh, wow. Can I just say, sir... 1046 01:04:29,824 --> 01:04:30,950 Yep. 1047 01:04:31,701 --> 01:04:32,911 I am your biggest fan. 1048 01:04:32,994 --> 01:04:35,181 Okay. First, is this your Van? Is anyone else gonna come in? 1049 01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:36,414 No, no, no. Justus. 1050 01:04:36,498 --> 01:04:37,624 Great. What's your name? 1051 01:04:37,707 --> 01:04:39,250 - Gary. - Gary. 1052 01:04:40,627 --> 01:04:42,337 - Oh, wow. - Right there is fine. 1053 01:04:42,504 --> 01:04:43,671 - Okay. - Okay? 1054 01:04:43,755 --> 01:04:44,995 I get a lot of this, it's okay. 1055 01:04:45,256 --> 01:04:47,336 - Oh, good. Can I just say? - What do you want? Yeah. 1056 01:04:47,967 --> 01:04:50,637 I don't know if you can tell, 1057 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:52,889 but I have, like, patterned my whole look after you. 1058 01:04:52,972 --> 01:04:54,474 - My hair's a little... - It's fine. 1059 01:04:54,557 --> 01:04:56,118 It's not right, 'cause there's no product in it. 1060 01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:57,852 Right. 1061 01:04:58,144 --> 01:05:01,940 I don't want to make things awkward for you, but I do have to show you... 1062 01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:03,566 Boom! 1063 01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:06,611 A hispanic Scott baio. 1064 01:05:06,694 --> 01:05:09,572 - I'm sorry. Is that me? - Yeah. It's... I mean... 1065 01:05:09,697 --> 01:05:14,369 I had them do it off a doll that I made, so it's not like it's off a picture. 1066 01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:17,789 - So it's a little bit... - Gary. Listen to me, okay? 1067 01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:21,793 I don't want to clip your wings, here. We're both a little over-excited. 1068 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:23,795 I got an issue. I'm chasing bad guys. 1069 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,798 I'm trying to grab a little something from some hard-crypt data files. 1070 01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:27,942 I don't have enough juice. 1071 01:05:27,966 --> 01:05:30,301 I need you to jump on the roof... Right? 1072 01:05:30,385 --> 01:05:32,720 Recalibrate the isdns. 1073 01:05:32,804 --> 01:05:34,806 Pump it up by about 40%. 1074 01:05:35,181 --> 01:05:36,367 - Got it. - All right? It's a mission. 1075 01:05:36,391 --> 01:05:37,475 Yeah. 1076 01:05:37,559 --> 01:05:39,519 Tony needs Gary. 1077 01:05:39,602 --> 01:05:40,645 And Gary needs Tony. 1078 01:05:40,728 --> 01:05:42,147 - Be quiet about it. Go. - Yeah. 1079 01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:09,215 Killian: What would you regard as the defining moment of your life? 1080 01:06:09,299 --> 01:06:12,419 Well, uh, I think that would be the day I decided not to let my injury beat me. 1081 01:06:14,762 --> 01:06:16,615 Killian: Will you please state your name for the camera? 1082 01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:17,849 Ellen Brandt. 1083 01:06:17,932 --> 01:06:22,228 Okay. So, the injections are administered periodically. 1084 01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:23,688 Addiction will not be tolerated. 1085 01:06:23,771 --> 01:06:26,816 And those who cannot regulate will be cut from the program. 1086 01:06:28,193 --> 01:06:31,029 Once misfits, cripples... 1087 01:06:31,821 --> 01:06:34,866 You are the next iteration of human evolution. 1088 01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:40,997 Everybody, before we start... 1089 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:44,250 [Promise you, looking back at your life, there will be nothing as bitter 1090 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:48,546 as the memory of that glorious risk you prudently elected to forego. 1091 01:06:48,630 --> 01:06:50,173 Today is your glory. 1092 01:06:50,256 --> 01:06:51,382 Let's begin. 1093 01:07:02,810 --> 01:07:04,038 We gotta get out of here! We gotta get out of here! 1094 01:07:04,062 --> 01:07:05,382 Get her out! Get them out of here! 1095 01:07:12,570 --> 01:07:15,281 A bomb is not a bomb when it's a misfire. 1096 01:07:17,283 --> 01:07:19,994 The stuff doesn't always work. Right, pal? 1097 01:07:20,078 --> 01:07:22,330 It's faulty, but you found a buyer, didn't you? 1098 01:07:22,455 --> 01:07:25,250 Sold it to the mandarin. 1099 01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:27,669 Got you, pal. 1100 01:07:30,004 --> 01:07:31,673 Maya: What happened? 1101 01:07:32,423 --> 01:07:34,342 Maya: Fun fact. 1102 01:07:34,467 --> 01:07:37,887 Before he built rockets for the Nazis, 1103 01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:42,058 the idealistic wernher Von braun 1104 01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:44,310 dreamed of space travel. 1105 01:07:45,728 --> 01:07:47,480 He stargazed. 1106 01:07:47,939 --> 01:07:51,317 Do you know what he said when the first v-2 hit London? 1107 01:07:52,318 --> 01:07:55,905 "The rocket performed perfectly. 1108 01:07:57,740 --> 01:08:00,326 "It just landed on the wrong planet." 1109 01:08:01,244 --> 01:08:05,957 See, we all begin wide-eyed. Pure science. 1110 01:08:06,749 --> 01:08:11,754 And then the ego steps in, the obsession. 1111 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:14,924 And you look up, 1112 01:08:16,884 --> 01:08:19,345 you're a long way from shore. 1113 01:08:19,554 --> 01:08:22,473 You can't be too hard on yourself, Maya. 1114 01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:25,685 I mean, you gave your research to a think tank. 1115 01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:29,147 Yeah, but Killian built that think tank on military contracts. 1116 01:08:29,564 --> 01:08:31,983 That's exactly what we used to do. 1117 01:08:32,066 --> 01:08:34,110 So, don'tjudge yourself. 1118 01:08:35,695 --> 01:08:37,739 Thank you, pepper. 1119 01:08:38,990 --> 01:08:41,200 I really appreciate that. 1120 01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:50,627 - Hi, good evening. Come on in. - Waiter: Good evening. 1121 01:08:52,337 --> 01:08:53,921 Maya, run! 1122 01:08:56,299 --> 01:08:57,717 Hi, pepper. 1123 01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:01,739 So, you want to tell me why you were at stark's mansion last night? 1124 01:09:01,763 --> 01:09:02,972 I'm trying to fix this thing. 1125 01:09:03,097 --> 01:09:05,284 I didn't know you and the master were gonna blow the place up. 1126 01:09:05,308 --> 01:09:08,770 Oh, I see. So, you were trying to save stark when he threatened us? 1127 01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:10,688 I've told you, Killian, we can use him. 1128 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:14,817 Pepper. Pepper. Pepper. 1129 01:09:14,942 --> 01:09:17,904 Look, if we want to launch product next year, I need stark. 1130 01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:21,407 He just lacked a decent incentive. Now, he has one. 1131 01:09:26,204 --> 01:09:27,931 Man: This is support team blue-zero. 1132 01:09:27,955 --> 01:09:30,792 Sending coordinates for a suspected mandarin broadcast point of origin. 1133 01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:32,377 Copy. 1134 01:09:39,842 --> 01:09:41,052 Nobody move. 1135 01:09:45,098 --> 01:09:47,308 Oh. Support blue-zero, 1136 01:09:47,392 --> 01:09:49,310 unless the mandarin's next attack on the us. 1137 01:09:49,394 --> 01:09:50,978 Involves cheaply-made sportswear, 1138 01:09:51,062 --> 01:09:53,481 I think you messed up again. 1139 01:09:53,606 --> 01:09:56,359 Yes, you're free, uh, if you weren't before. 1140 01:09:56,776 --> 01:09:57,777 It's... of course. 1141 01:09:57,860 --> 01:09:58,778 Yes, ma'am, 1142 01:09:58,861 --> 01:09:59,987 iron patriot on the job. 1143 01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:01,114 Happy to help. 1144 01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:02,490 No need to thank me, ma'am, 1145 01:10:02,573 --> 01:10:04,033 it's my pleasure. 1146 01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:14,168 Savin? I've acquired the patriot armor. 1147 01:10:14,252 --> 01:10:15,586 Rhodey: If you want this suit, 1148 01:10:15,670 --> 01:10:18,005 you're going to have to pry my cold dead body out of it. 1149 01:10:18,089 --> 01:10:19,799 That's the plan, colonel. 1150 01:10:21,384 --> 01:10:24,095 Tony: Harley, tell me what's happening. Give me a full report. 1151 01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:27,265 Yeah, I'm still eating that candy. Do you want me to keep eating it? 1152 01:10:27,682 --> 01:10:29,482 - How much have you had? - Two or three bowls. 1153 01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:32,270 - Can you still see straight? - Sort of. 1154 01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:33,957 That means you're fine. Give me Jarvis. 1155 01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:35,440 Jarvis, how are we? 1156 01:10:35,523 --> 01:10:37,960 Jarvis: It's totally fine, sir. I seem to do quite well for a stretch, 1157 01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:41,028 and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry. 1158 01:10:41,112 --> 01:10:42,196 And, sir, you were right. 1159 01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:45,158 Once I factored in available aim downlink facilities 1160 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:47,535 I was able to pinpoint the mandarin's broadcast signal. 1161 01:10:47,994 --> 01:10:50,079 What are we talking? Far east, Europe, north Africa, 1162 01:10:50,204 --> 01:10:51,998 Iran, Pakistan, Syria? Where is it? 1163 01:10:52,081 --> 01:10:53,499 Actually, sir, it's in Miami. 1164 01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:56,461 Okay, kid, I'm gonna have to walk you through 1165 01:10:56,544 --> 01:10:58,045 rebooting Jarvis's speech drive, 1166 01:10:58,129 --> 01:10:59,422 but not right now. 1167 01:10:59,505 --> 01:11:00,585 Harley, where is he really? 1168 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:02,720 Just look on the screen and tell me where it is. 1169 01:11:04,218 --> 01:11:06,220 Um, it does say Miami, Florida. 1170 01:11:06,304 --> 01:11:09,265 Okay, first things first, I need the armor. Where are we at with it? 1171 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:10,892 Uh, it's not charging. 1172 01:11:18,149 --> 01:11:21,319 Jarvis: Actually, sir, it is charging, but the power source is questionable. 1173 01:11:21,527 --> 01:11:23,946 It may not succeed in revitalizing the Mark 42. 1174 01:11:24,238 --> 01:11:26,091 What's questionable about electricity? All right? 1175 01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:28,576 It's my suit, and I can't... I'm not gonna... 1176 01:11:28,659 --> 01:11:30,578 I don't wanna... 1177 01:11:30,661 --> 01:11:31,954 Oh, god, not again. 1178 01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:33,706 Harley: Tony? 1179 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:37,668 Are you having another attack? 1180 01:11:37,877 --> 01:11:39,128 I didn't even mention New York. 1181 01:11:39,253 --> 01:11:42,548 Right, and then you just said it by name while denying having said it. 1182 01:11:43,090 --> 01:11:44,383 Okay, um, uh... 1183 01:11:46,761 --> 01:11:47,762 God, what am I gonna do? 1184 01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:51,307 Just breathe. Really, just breathe. 1185 01:11:51,933 --> 01:11:54,143 You're a mechanic, right? 1186 01:11:54,352 --> 01:11:55,895 Right. 1187 01:11:56,604 --> 01:11:58,105 You said so. 1188 01:11:58,981 --> 01:12:00,399 Yes, I did. 1189 01:12:00,858 --> 01:12:03,361 Why don't you just build something? 1190 01:12:15,414 --> 01:12:16,499 Okay. 1191 01:12:17,542 --> 01:12:18,543 Thanks, kid. 1192 01:14:02,229 --> 01:14:07,234 Why is it so hot in here? I told you to put it at 68. 1193 01:14:07,318 --> 01:14:08,736 My fault again. 1194 01:14:08,861 --> 01:14:11,701 Let me tell you something, sweetheart. I am not your personal air con... 1195 01:15:11,966 --> 01:15:13,175 Man: Well. 1196 01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:16,887 I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes. 1197 01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:20,349 Now, which one of you is Vanessa? 1198 01:15:20,474 --> 01:15:21,767 - That's me. - Ah! 1199 01:15:22,309 --> 01:15:23,352 Nessie. 1200 01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:28,566 Did you know that fortune cookies aren't even Chinese? 1201 01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:30,234 There's some guy over here. 1202 01:15:30,317 --> 01:15:33,446 They're made by Americans, based on a Japanese recipe. 1203 01:15:36,949 --> 01:15:38,325 Bloody hell. Bloody hell. 1204 01:15:38,409 --> 01:15:39,493 Don't move. 1205 01:15:39,577 --> 01:15:41,746 I'm not moving. You want something? Take it. 1206 01:15:41,829 --> 01:15:42,931 Although the guns are all fake 1207 01:15:42,955 --> 01:15:44,808 because those wankers wouldn't trust me with the real ones. 1208 01:15:44,832 --> 01:15:47,084 - What? - Hey, do you fancy either of the birds? 1209 01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:50,254 Tony: Heard enough. 1210 01:15:50,337 --> 01:15:52,506 You're not him. The mandarin, the real guy. 1211 01:15:52,590 --> 01:15:53,716 Where? 1212 01:15:53,799 --> 01:15:56,010 Where's the mandarin? Where is he? 1213 01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:59,096 Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's here. He's here, but he's not here. 1214 01:15:59,180 --> 01:16:01,158 - He's here, but he's not here. - What do you mean? 1215 01:16:01,182 --> 01:16:02,892 It's complicated. Hey, it's complicated. 1216 01:16:02,975 --> 01:16:04,727 - It is. - It's complicated. 1217 01:16:04,810 --> 01:16:06,187 Uncomplicate it. Ladies, out. 1218 01:16:06,312 --> 01:16:07,952 Get out of the bed. Get into the bathroom. 1219 01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:11,609 Sit. 1220 01:16:12,610 --> 01:16:13,890 Woman 1: Ew! Woman 2: Oh, Jesus. 1221 01:16:20,951 --> 01:16:24,038 My name is Trevor. Trevor slattery. 1222 01:16:24,163 --> 01:16:25,163 Tony: What are you? 1223 01:16:26,457 --> 01:16:27,893 What are you, a decoy? You're a double, right? 1224 01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:31,045 What, you mean like an understudy? No, absolutely not. 1225 01:16:31,170 --> 01:16:33,839 Don't hurt the face! I'm an actor. 1226 01:16:34,548 --> 01:16:36,759 You got a minute to live. Fill it with words. 1227 01:16:36,842 --> 01:16:40,805 It's just a role. "The mandarin," see, it's not real. 1228 01:16:41,263 --> 01:16:43,390 Then how did you get here, Trevor? 1229 01:16:45,059 --> 01:16:51,315 Well, I, um, had a little problem with, um, substances. 1230 01:16:51,398 --> 01:16:55,694 And I ended up doing things, no two ways about it, 1231 01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:58,114 in the street, that a man shouldn't do. 1232 01:16:58,197 --> 01:16:59,698 - Next? - Then, 1233 01:16:59,824 --> 01:17:02,660 they approached me about the role, 1234 01:17:02,785 --> 01:17:04,286 and they knew about the drugs. 1235 01:17:04,411 --> 01:17:05,555 What did they say? They'd get you off them? 1236 01:17:05,579 --> 01:17:07,373 They said they'd give me more. 1237 01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:08,499 They gave me things. 1238 01:17:08,582 --> 01:17:12,002 They gave me this palace. They gave me plastic surgery. 1239 01:17:12,086 --> 01:17:14,421 They gave me things. 1240 01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:16,549 Did you just nod off? 1241 01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:17,716 Hey. 1242 01:17:17,842 --> 01:17:19,635 No, and a lovely speedboat. 1243 01:17:19,718 --> 01:17:22,221 And the thing was, he needed someone 1244 01:17:22,304 --> 01:17:26,267 to take credit for some accidental explosions. 1245 01:17:29,478 --> 01:17:30,479 "Hell? 1246 01:17:33,315 --> 01:17:35,276 - Killian? - Killian. 1247 01:17:35,401 --> 01:17:38,112 - He created you? - He created me. 1248 01:17:38,821 --> 01:17:39,861 Custom-made terror threat. 1249 01:17:40,489 --> 01:17:42,158 Yes. Yes. 1250 01:17:42,241 --> 01:17:44,118 His think tank thinked it up. 1251 01:17:44,535 --> 01:17:46,704 The pathology of a serial killer. 1252 01:17:47,037 --> 01:17:49,874 The manipulation of western iconography. 1253 01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:53,544 Ready for another lesson? 1254 01:17:53,627 --> 01:17:55,004 Blah, blah, blah. 1255 01:17:56,547 --> 01:17:58,382 Of course, it was my performance 1256 01:17:58,465 --> 01:17:59,693 that brought the mandarin to life. 1257 01:17:59,717 --> 01:18:01,260 Your performance? 1258 01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:03,262 Where people died? 1259 01:18:03,345 --> 01:18:05,055 No, they didn't. 1260 01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:09,059 Look around you. The costumes, green screen. 1261 01:18:09,143 --> 01:18:11,312 Honestly, I wasn't on location for half this stuff. 1262 01:18:11,437 --> 01:18:13,105 And when I was, it was movie magic, love. 1263 01:18:13,564 --> 01:18:15,524 I'm sorry, but I got a best friend who's in a coma 1264 01:18:15,566 --> 01:18:16,566 and he might not wake up. 1265 01:18:16,942 --> 01:18:18,128 So you're gonna have to answer for that. 1266 01:18:18,152 --> 01:18:19,528 You're still going down, pal. 1267 01:18:19,653 --> 01:18:20,654 You under... 1268 01:18:27,369 --> 01:18:30,331 Okay, Trevor, what did you tell him? 1269 01:18:30,414 --> 01:18:32,875 - I didn't tell him anything. - Nothing? 1270 01:18:35,085 --> 01:18:36,685 You should have pressed the panic button. 1271 01:18:37,463 --> 01:18:39,590 Well, I panicked, but then I handled it. 1272 01:18:49,183 --> 01:18:50,392 Tony: Ah... 1273 01:18:52,478 --> 01:18:53,562 Okay. 1274 01:19:02,529 --> 01:19:03,989 It's just like old times, huh? 1275 01:19:04,531 --> 01:19:07,159 Oh, yeah. With zip ties. It's a ball. 1276 01:19:07,284 --> 01:19:08,786 It wasn't my idea. 1277 01:19:08,911 --> 01:19:10,913 Okay. So you took Killian's card. 1278 01:19:11,121 --> 01:19:12,122 I took his money. 1279 01:19:12,498 --> 01:19:14,500 And here you are 13 years later, in a dungeon. 1280 01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:16,543 -Yeah. 1281 01:19:16,627 --> 01:19:18,212 No, you're in a dungeon. I'm free to go. 1282 01:19:18,796 --> 01:19:20,130 Yeah? 1283 01:19:24,009 --> 01:19:26,095 A lot has happened, Tony. 1284 01:19:26,595 --> 01:19:27,930 But I'm close. 1285 01:19:28,764 --> 01:19:30,641 Extremis is practically stabilized. 1286 01:19:30,766 --> 01:19:32,935 I'm telling you it isn't. I'm on the street. 1287 01:19:33,018 --> 01:19:34,621 People are going bang. They're painting the walls. 1288 01:19:34,645 --> 01:19:35,854 Maya, you're kidding yourself. 1289 01:19:35,980 --> 01:19:37,314 Then help me fix it. 1290 01:19:42,528 --> 01:19:43,821 Did I do that? 1291 01:19:45,239 --> 01:19:46,240 Yes. 1292 01:19:46,657 --> 01:19:48,177 I remember the night, not the morning. 1293 01:19:48,951 --> 01:19:50,387 Is this what you've been chasing around? 1294 01:19:50,411 --> 01:19:52,538 - You don't remember? - I can't help you. 1295 01:19:53,455 --> 01:19:56,959 You used to have a moral psychology. 1296 01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:59,253 You used to have ideals. 1297 01:19:59,586 --> 01:20:02,006 You wanted to help people. 1298 01:20:02,089 --> 01:20:03,966 Now look at you. 1299 01:20:05,009 --> 01:20:06,969 I get to wake up every morning with someone who 1300 01:20:10,347 --> 01:20:11,765 still has their soul. 1301 01:20:17,604 --> 01:20:18,605 Get me out of here. 1302 01:20:21,608 --> 01:20:22,901 Come on. 1303 01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:26,109 Killian: You know what my old man used to say to me? 1304 01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:29,867 One of his favorite of many sayings... 1305 01:20:29,992 --> 01:20:34,455 "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." 1306 01:20:34,705 --> 01:20:36,683 You're not still pissed off about the Switzerland thing, are you? 1307 01:20:36,707 --> 01:20:39,251 How can I be pissed at you, Tony? 1308 01:20:39,376 --> 01:20:41,378 I'm here to thank you. 1309 01:20:41,587 --> 01:20:44,298 You gave me the greatest gift that anybody's ever given me. 1310 01:20:44,590 --> 01:20:45,883 Desperation. 1311 01:20:46,592 --> 01:20:48,093 If you think back to Switzerland, 1312 01:20:48,302 --> 01:20:51,221 you said you'd meet me on the rooftop, right? 1313 01:20:51,305 --> 01:20:54,224 Well, for the first 20 minutes, 1314 01:20:54,808 --> 01:20:56,727 I actually thought you'd show up. 1315 01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:58,604 And the next hour... 1316 01:21:00,064 --> 01:21:04,610 I considered taking that one-step shortcut to the lobby. 1317 01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:05,694 If you know what I mean. 1318 01:21:06,153 --> 01:21:09,114 Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out what happened to the first mouse. 1319 01:21:09,823 --> 01:21:11,867 But as I looked out over that city, 1320 01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:14,745 nobody knew I was there, nobody could see me, 1321 01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:17,164 no one was even looking. 1322 01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:21,293 I had a thought that would guide me for years to come. 1323 01:21:21,752 --> 01:21:23,045 Anonymity, Tony. 1324 01:21:24,630 --> 01:21:26,430 Thanks to you, it's been my mantra ever since. 1325 01:21:26,715 --> 01:21:27,591 Right? 1326 01:21:27,674 --> 01:21:30,177 You simply rule from behind the scenes. 1327 01:21:30,302 --> 01:21:32,721 Because the second you give evil a face, 1328 01:21:32,805 --> 01:21:35,682 a bin laden, a gaddafi, a mandarin, 1329 01:21:35,766 --> 01:21:37,643 you hand the people a target. 1330 01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:39,186 You're something else. 1331 01:21:41,522 --> 01:21:42,540 You have met him, I assume? 1332 01:21:42,564 --> 01:21:44,191 Yes. Sir Laurence oblivier. 1333 01:21:44,316 --> 01:21:46,693 I know he's a little over the top sometimes. 1334 01:21:46,777 --> 01:21:48,546 It's not entirely my fault. He has a tenden... 1335 01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:49,613 He's a stage actor. 1336 01:21:50,656 --> 01:21:53,700 They say his lear was the toast of croydon, wherever that is. 1337 01:21:53,784 --> 01:21:55,661 Anyway, the point is, 1338 01:21:55,744 --> 01:21:59,164 ever since that big dude with the hammer fell out of the sky, 1339 01:21:59,289 --> 01:22:01,125 subtlety has kind of had its day. 1340 01:22:01,208 --> 01:22:02,709 What's next for you in your world? 1341 01:22:02,793 --> 01:22:05,712 Well, I wanted to repay you the selfsame gift 1342 01:22:05,796 --> 01:22:07,965 that you so graciously imparted to me. 1343 01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:15,764 Desperation. 1344 01:22:16,932 --> 01:22:17,808 Now, this is live. 1345 01:22:17,891 --> 01:22:21,103 I'm not sure if you can tell, but at this moment 1346 01:22:21,186 --> 01:22:24,523 the body is trying to decide whether to accept extremis 1347 01:22:24,606 --> 01:22:25,649 or just give up. 1348 01:22:25,732 --> 01:22:28,152 And if it gives up, 1349 01:22:28,402 --> 01:22:32,614 I have to say, the detonation is quite spectacular. 1350 01:22:33,407 --> 01:22:36,994 But until that point, it's really just a lot of pain. 1351 01:22:38,829 --> 01:22:41,707 We haven't even talked salary yet. 1352 01:22:41,790 --> 01:22:44,209 What kind of perk package are you thinking of? 1353 01:22:45,127 --> 01:22:46,128 Maya: Let him go. 1354 01:22:47,504 --> 01:22:48,505 Hold on, hold on. 1355 01:22:49,423 --> 01:22:50,424 Maya... 1356 01:22:50,757 --> 01:22:52,551 I said, let him go. 1357 01:22:53,218 --> 01:22:54,678 What are you doing? 1358 01:22:54,761 --> 01:22:57,473 1200 ccs. A dose half of this size, I'm dead. 1359 01:22:58,348 --> 01:23:02,561 It's times like this my temper is tested somewhat. 1360 01:23:02,644 --> 01:23:03,896 Maya, give me the injector. 1361 01:23:03,979 --> 01:23:06,565 If I die, Killian, 1362 01:23:06,648 --> 01:23:09,776 what happens to your soldiers? What happens to your product? 1363 01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:10,944 We're not doing this, okay? 1364 01:23:11,028 --> 01:23:13,068 What happens to you? What happens if you go too hot? 1365 01:23:26,251 --> 01:23:27,336 Killian: The good news is, 1366 01:23:28,754 --> 01:23:30,923 a high-level position has just been vacated. 1367 01:23:40,265 --> 01:23:41,642 You are a maniac. 1368 01:23:41,767 --> 01:23:43,894 No, I'm a visionary. 1369 01:23:43,977 --> 01:23:46,396 But I do own a maniac. 1370 01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:49,441 And he takes the stage tonight. 1371 01:23:53,403 --> 01:23:54,464 Once we get the patriot installed, 1372 01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:57,241 it will take me nine or 10 minutes for the takedown. 1373 01:23:57,324 --> 01:23:58,885 Well, that's great, but the last time I looked 1374 01:23:58,909 --> 01:24:00,189 there was somebody inside of it. 1375 01:24:05,874 --> 01:24:07,459 Afternoon, gentlemen. 1376 01:24:11,046 --> 01:24:12,673 Hello, colonel. 1377 01:24:13,632 --> 01:24:14,841 Step aside. 1378 01:24:21,848 --> 01:24:23,267 Oh! 1379 01:24:23,350 --> 01:24:25,060 We'll get you out of there. 1380 01:24:25,143 --> 01:24:26,311 Don't worry. 1381 01:24:26,937 --> 01:24:28,772 You'll damage the armor. 1382 01:24:28,855 --> 01:24:30,440 Yes, I will. 1383 01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:32,192 But you can fix it, right? 1384 01:24:33,569 --> 01:24:35,862 I'm gonna take the chinook to base camp. 1385 01:24:35,946 --> 01:24:37,322 And I want potts with me. 1386 01:24:37,447 --> 01:24:38,448 She's still in phase two. 1387 01:24:40,492 --> 01:24:41,732 You're not going deaf, are you? 1388 01:24:58,135 --> 01:25:00,971 Careful, there. It's a limited edition. 1389 01:25:01,054 --> 01:25:02,097 Hey, uh, ponytail express. 1390 01:25:03,515 --> 01:25:05,451 What's the mileage count between Tennessee and Miami? 1391 01:25:05,475 --> 01:25:06,685 832 miles. 1392 01:25:06,768 --> 01:25:08,061 Very nice. 1393 01:25:08,145 --> 01:25:09,825 I'm good like that. 1394 01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:11,648 Can you, uh, stop that? 1395 01:25:11,732 --> 01:25:13,275 Break it, you bought it. 1396 01:25:15,694 --> 01:25:16,694 I think I bought it. 1397 01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:19,257 Okay, that wasn't mine to give away. That belongs to my friend's sister. 1398 01:25:19,281 --> 01:25:21,700 And that's why I'm gonna kill you first. 1399 01:25:22,659 --> 01:25:23,886 - What are you gonna do to me? - You'll see. 1400 01:25:23,910 --> 01:25:25,662 You're zip-tied to a bed. 1401 01:25:26,371 --> 01:25:27,998 This. 1402 01:25:31,084 --> 01:25:32,544 That. 1403 01:25:36,673 --> 01:25:38,383 Are you coming out? 1404 01:25:41,011 --> 01:25:42,931 Do not open. Do not open. Don't open. Don't open. 1405 01:25:43,013 --> 01:25:44,514 All right. Let's go. 1406 01:25:52,564 --> 01:25:54,858 You... you breathe fire? Okay. 1407 01:25:59,404 --> 01:26:02,032 It's a glorious day, savin. 1408 01:26:02,157 --> 01:26:04,117 This time tomorrow, 1409 01:26:04,201 --> 01:26:07,954 I'll have the west's most powerful leader in one hand, 1410 01:26:08,038 --> 01:26:11,750 and the world's most feared terrorist in the other. 1411 01:26:12,125 --> 01:26:15,045 I'll own the war on terror. 1412 01:26:15,587 --> 01:26:17,047 Create supply and demand. 1413 01:26:17,589 --> 01:26:21,385 For you, for your brothers and sisters. 1414 01:26:23,929 --> 01:26:25,729 Trust me, you're gonna be in a puddle of blood 1415 01:26:25,847 --> 01:26:28,141 on the ground in five, four, three... 1416 01:26:28,225 --> 01:26:29,643 Come on! Two... 1417 01:26:31,228 --> 01:26:32,604 How did we get this shift? 1418 01:26:32,688 --> 01:26:34,608 All right, I'm gonna give you a chance to escape. 1419 01:26:34,648 --> 01:26:36,000 Put down your weapons. 1420 01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:38,485 Tie yourselves to those chairs. I'll let you live. 1421 01:26:38,610 --> 01:26:40,987 In five, four, bang! 1422 01:26:41,071 --> 01:26:42,197 - Ooh! - Wow. That was... 1423 01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:44,092 You should be gone by now. You should've already been gone. 1424 01:26:44,116 --> 01:26:45,701 I am just beyond terrified. 1425 01:26:45,784 --> 01:26:47,411 Here it comes. 1426 01:26:47,494 --> 01:26:49,746 - Three, four... - Shut up. 1427 01:26:49,830 --> 01:26:51,581 Five, four, three, two, one! 1428 01:26:52,499 --> 01:26:54,584 Told you. 1429 01:27:05,804 --> 01:27:06,804 Where's the rest? 1430 01:28:05,947 --> 01:28:08,617 Honestly, I hate working here. They are so weird. 1431 01:28:14,539 --> 01:28:16,291 Ah! Better late than never. 1432 01:28:22,172 --> 01:28:24,174 Not this time. Not the face. 1433 01:28:25,759 --> 01:28:27,677 Phew! It's good to be back. Hello, by the way. 1434 01:28:27,761 --> 01:28:29,179 Jarvis: Oh, hello, sir. 1435 01:28:34,184 --> 01:28:36,824 Guard: All personnel, stark is loose and somewhere in the compound. 1436 01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:39,606 Repeat, stark is loose and somewhere in the compound. 1437 01:28:39,731 --> 01:28:41,250 Ah! Let's go! 1438 01:28:41,274 --> 01:28:42,526 Aw, crap. 1439 01:28:55,330 --> 01:28:56,373 Tony? 1440 01:28:56,456 --> 01:28:57,809 Rhodey, tell me that was you in the suit. 1441 01:28:57,833 --> 01:29:00,001 - No. You got yours? - Uh... mmm. 1442 01:29:00,168 --> 01:29:02,212 Kind of. Main house, as fast as you can. 1443 01:29:02,295 --> 01:29:04,047 There's somebody I'd like you to meet. 1444 01:29:09,010 --> 01:29:11,513 You, you, you! Move! Get out! 1445 01:29:11,596 --> 01:29:14,057 The room is secure. I have eyes on the mandarin. 1446 01:29:14,140 --> 01:29:15,780 What's this? I had winners. 1447 01:29:23,650 --> 01:29:24,818 What have you come as? 1448 01:29:25,235 --> 01:29:27,195 You make a move, and I break yourface. 1449 01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:32,158 I never thought people had been hurt. They lied to me. 1450 01:29:32,659 --> 01:29:33,743 This is the mandarin? 1451 01:29:33,952 --> 01:29:35,912 Yeah, I know, it's... It's embarrassing. 1452 01:29:35,996 --> 01:29:37,747 Hi, Trevor. Trevor slattery. 1453 01:29:37,831 --> 01:29:40,959 I know I'm shorter in person. A bit smaller. Everyone says that. 1454 01:29:41,042 --> 01:29:42,919 But, um, hey, if you're here to arrest me, 1455 01:29:43,044 --> 01:29:44,754 there's some people I'd like to roll on. 1456 01:29:44,838 --> 01:29:46,198 Here's how it works, Meryl Streep. 1457 01:29:46,256 --> 01:29:48,508 You tell him where pepper is and he'll stop doing it. 1458 01:29:48,592 --> 01:29:50,218 Doing what? 1459 01:29:50,343 --> 01:29:52,304 Oh! I get it! Ow! That hurt. I get it! I get it! 1460 01:29:52,846 --> 01:29:56,182 I don't know about any pepper, but I know about the plan. 1461 01:29:56,266 --> 01:29:57,142 Spill. 1462 01:29:57,225 --> 01:29:58,411 Rhodey: Do you know what they did to my suit? 1463 01:29:58,435 --> 01:29:59,561 What? No. 1464 01:30:00,061 --> 01:30:02,188 But I do know it's happening off the coast. 1465 01:30:02,272 --> 01:30:05,567 Something to do with a big boat. 1466 01:30:05,650 --> 01:30:07,319 I can take you there. 1467 01:30:07,402 --> 01:30:09,487 Ole, ole, ole, ole... 1468 01:30:09,613 --> 01:30:12,616 Tony, I swear to god, I'm gonna blow his face off. 1469 01:30:12,699 --> 01:30:16,703 Oh, and this next bit may include the vice president as well. 1470 01:30:17,245 --> 01:30:18,413 Is that... is that important? 1471 01:30:18,496 --> 01:30:20,290 - Somewhat. - Yeah, a little bit. 1472 01:30:23,251 --> 01:30:24,251 Tony: So? 1473 01:30:24,669 --> 01:30:26,171 Rhodey: What are we gonna do? 1474 01:30:26,254 --> 01:30:27,130 I mean, we don't have any transport. 1475 01:30:27,213 --> 01:30:28,256 Right. 1476 01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:31,217 Hey, Ringo. 1477 01:30:31,301 --> 01:30:34,054 Didn't you say something about a "lovely speedboat"? 1478 01:30:36,181 --> 01:30:38,826 If he's right about the location, we're 20 minutes from where pepper is. 1479 01:30:38,850 --> 01:30:40,077 But we also have to figure out this 1480 01:30:40,101 --> 01:30:41,811 - vice president thing, right? - Right. 1481 01:30:41,895 --> 01:30:43,247 I wonder who I'm calling right now. 1482 01:30:43,271 --> 01:30:44,147 Oh! That's the vice president. 1483 01:30:44,230 --> 01:30:45,690 Thanks. 1484 01:30:46,232 --> 01:30:47,400 Hello? 1485 01:30:47,484 --> 01:30:49,194 Tony: Sir, this is Tony stark. 1486 01:30:49,277 --> 01:30:51,237 Welcome back to the land of the living. 1487 01:30:51,321 --> 01:30:53,591 We believe you're about to be drawn into the mandarin campaign. 1488 01:30:53,615 --> 01:30:55,301 We gotta get you somewhere safe as soon as possible. 1489 01:30:55,325 --> 01:30:57,994 Mr. Stark, I'm about to eat honey-roast ham, 1490 01:30:58,078 --> 01:31:00,163 surrounded by the agency's finest. 1491 01:31:00,246 --> 01:31:03,625 The president's safe on air force one with colonel rhodes. 1492 01:31:03,708 --> 01:31:04,751 I think we're good, here. 1493 01:31:04,876 --> 01:31:07,045 Rhodey: Sir, this is colonel rhodes. 1494 01:31:07,128 --> 01:31:09,048 They're using the iron patriot as a trojan horse. 1495 01:31:09,339 --> 01:31:10,733 They're gonna take out the president somehow. 1496 01:31:10,757 --> 01:31:12,317 We have to immediately alert that plane. 1497 01:31:12,384 --> 01:31:14,552 Okay, I'm on it. I'll have security lock it down. 1498 01:31:14,678 --> 01:31:17,639 If need be, they can have f-223 in the air in 30 seconds. 1499 01:31:17,722 --> 01:31:19,482 - Thank you, colonel. - Rhodes and stark out. 1500 01:31:21,226 --> 01:31:23,061 Everything okay, sir? 1501 01:31:23,853 --> 01:31:24,896 Couldn't be better. 1502 01:31:31,778 --> 01:31:33,363 I love you, babe. 1503 01:31:53,883 --> 01:31:55,260 Colonel rhodes. 1504 01:31:55,343 --> 01:31:58,763 Glad to see you could make it, son. I feel safer already. 1505 01:32:03,309 --> 01:32:04,728 Rhodey: We gotta make a decision. 1506 01:32:04,811 --> 01:32:07,605 We can either save the president, or pepper. We can't do both. 1507 01:32:07,689 --> 01:32:09,329 Jarvis: Sir, I have an update from Malibu. 1508 01:32:09,399 --> 01:32:11,609 The cranes have finally arrived, 1509 01:32:11,693 --> 01:32:13,737 and the cellar doors are being cleared as we speak. 1510 01:32:13,820 --> 01:32:15,572 Tony: And what about the suit I'm wearing? 1511 01:32:15,655 --> 01:32:17,907 Jarvis: The armor is now at 92%. 1512 01:32:17,991 --> 01:32:20,160 That's going to have to do. 1513 01:32:28,376 --> 01:32:30,479 Oh! Here he comes. Here he comes. Get a quick picture. 1514 01:32:30,503 --> 01:32:31,546 Sure. 1515 01:32:32,338 --> 01:32:33,798 Oh! 1516 01:32:48,646 --> 01:32:49,846 Everything all right, colonel? 1517 01:33:22,639 --> 01:33:24,808 It is an honor, Mr. President. 1518 01:33:24,891 --> 01:33:27,185 If you're gonna do it, do it! 1519 01:33:27,644 --> 01:33:29,354 Whoa! Cool your boots, sir. 1520 01:33:29,437 --> 01:33:31,064 That's not how the mandarin works. 1521 01:33:31,147 --> 01:33:33,566 Sir, air force one has been compromised. 1522 01:33:33,650 --> 01:33:35,568 Internal shots, temperature spikes. 1523 01:33:35,652 --> 01:33:36,861 Get me eyes on it now. 1524 01:33:37,362 --> 01:33:39,239 Image coming through now, sir. 1525 01:33:41,491 --> 01:33:43,409 Was that rhodes? 1526 01:33:52,418 --> 01:33:53,962 Man: Is anyone there? 1527 01:33:54,087 --> 01:33:55,880 Woman: Let us out! 1528 01:34:12,313 --> 01:34:14,232 Tony: The president. 1529 01:34:14,315 --> 01:34:15,483 Now. 1530 01:34:15,608 --> 01:34:16,651 He's not here. 1531 01:34:20,738 --> 01:34:22,574 Try the jet stream? 1532 01:34:23,700 --> 01:34:25,618 Speaking of which, go fish. 1533 01:34:48,266 --> 01:34:50,268 Walk away from that, you son of a bitch. 1534 01:35:03,364 --> 01:35:04,364 How many in the air? 1535 01:35:04,949 --> 01:35:06,034 Jarvis: Thirteen, sir. 1536 01:35:07,869 --> 01:35:09,913 - How many can I carry? - Jarvis: Four, sir. 1537 01:35:19,380 --> 01:35:21,549 Slow down. Slow down, relax. What's your name? Heather? 1538 01:35:28,014 --> 01:35:30,516 Heather: Oh, god! No! No! 1539 01:35:31,059 --> 01:35:33,478 Tony: Listen to me. See that guy? 1540 01:35:33,561 --> 01:35:35,401 I'm gonna swing by, you're just gonna grab him. 1541 01:35:35,939 --> 01:35:37,523 - You got it? - What? Oh! 1542 01:35:39,525 --> 01:35:42,904 I'll electrify your arm, you won't be able to open your hand. 1543 01:35:44,072 --> 01:35:45,323 We can do this, Heather. 1544 01:35:54,290 --> 01:35:56,501 Easy, see? Eleven more to go. 1545 01:35:59,837 --> 01:36:01,881 Remember that game called barrel of monkeys? 1546 01:36:01,965 --> 01:36:03,165 That's what we're going to do. 1547 01:36:03,216 --> 01:36:04,550 Jarvis: 18, 000 feet. 1548 01:36:04,634 --> 01:36:06,394 Come on, people. Everybody, grab your monkey. 1549 01:36:10,974 --> 01:36:12,308 Nice. 1550 01:36:12,767 --> 01:36:14,269 Jarvis: 10, 000 feet. 1551 01:36:17,814 --> 01:36:18,898 6,000 feet. 1552 01:36:18,982 --> 01:36:20,733 Come on, people. 1553 01:36:21,484 --> 01:36:22,652 Come on, come on, come oi'ii 1554 01:36:25,989 --> 01:36:27,240 yeah! 1555 01:36:27,615 --> 01:36:29,075 Jarvis: 1, 000 feet. 1556 01:36:30,326 --> 01:36:31,869 400 feet. 1557 01:36:32,537 --> 01:36:33,538 200 feet, sir. 1558 01:36:33,621 --> 01:36:35,261 Tony: He's a chunky monkey, let's get him. 1559 01:36:35,790 --> 01:36:37,125 Hello. 1560 01:36:58,479 --> 01:36:59,605 Man: We made it! 1561 01:37:00,148 --> 01:37:01,607 Nice work, guys! 1562 01:37:01,691 --> 01:37:04,444 Excellent. Good team effort all around. Go us. 1563 01:37:04,527 --> 01:37:05,695 All right, Jarvis. 1564 01:37:05,820 --> 01:37:08,060 But it's only half-done. We've still got to get pepper... 1565 01:37:15,371 --> 01:37:16,831 That came out of nowhere. 1566 01:37:16,914 --> 01:37:18,207 Wow. 1567 01:37:18,708 --> 01:37:19,625 Give me some good news, man. 1568 01:37:19,709 --> 01:37:20,710 I think they all made it. 1569 01:37:20,835 --> 01:37:21,835 Oh, thank god. 1570 01:37:21,878 --> 01:37:23,198 Yeah, but I missed the president. 1571 01:37:23,504 --> 01:37:25,381 You couldn't save the president with the suit, 1572 01:37:25,465 --> 01:37:27,633 how are we gonna save pepper with nothing? 1573 01:37:27,717 --> 01:37:29,552 Uh... say, Jarvis, is it that time? 1574 01:37:29,635 --> 01:37:31,554 The house party protocol, sir? 1575 01:37:31,637 --> 01:37:32,805 Correct. 1576 01:38:11,928 --> 01:38:14,347 You think he's gonna help you? 1577 01:38:14,931 --> 01:38:16,474 He won't. 1578 01:38:20,812 --> 01:38:24,690 Having you here is not just to motivate Tony stark. It's, um... 1579 01:38:25,274 --> 01:38:27,902 Well, it's actually more embarrassing than that. 1580 01:38:27,985 --> 01:38:30,279 You're here as my, um... 1581 01:38:31,155 --> 01:38:33,032 Trophy. 1582 01:38:33,116 --> 01:38:35,159 Mmm. 1583 01:38:45,336 --> 01:38:46,587 Good evening, sir. 1584 01:38:51,175 --> 01:38:53,886 Welcome aboard, Mr. President. 1585 01:39:02,520 --> 01:39:04,123 Killian: Ever hear of an elephant graveyard? 1586 01:39:04,147 --> 01:39:08,818 Well, two years ago, the elephant in the room was this scow. 1587 01:39:11,237 --> 01:39:12,405 This is the roxxon norco. 1588 01:39:12,738 --> 01:39:13,799 And, of course, you'll remember 1589 01:39:13,823 --> 01:39:16,492 that when she spilled a million gallons of crude off pensacola, 1590 01:39:16,576 --> 01:39:19,412 thanks to you, not one fat cat saw a day in court. 1591 01:39:19,954 --> 01:39:21,581 What do you want from me? 1592 01:39:22,582 --> 01:39:23,791 Uh, nothing, sir. 1593 01:39:23,875 --> 01:39:27,628 I just needed a reason to kill you that would play well on TV. 1594 01:39:27,712 --> 01:39:29,839 You see, I've moved on. 1595 01:39:29,964 --> 01:39:32,258 I found myself a new political patron, 1596 01:39:32,717 --> 01:39:35,428 and this time tomorrow, he'll have your job. 1597 01:39:36,429 --> 01:39:38,222 String him up. 1598 01:39:56,949 --> 01:39:58,743 Come on. 1599 01:40:02,079 --> 01:40:03,998 You're not gonna freak out on me, right? 1600 01:40:04,081 --> 01:40:06,000 Tony: I hope not. 1601 01:40:30,441 --> 01:40:32,318 Oh, my god. 1602 01:40:32,485 --> 01:40:36,030 He's strung up over the oil tanker. They're gonna light him up, man. 1603 01:40:36,113 --> 01:40:38,866 Viking funeral. Public execution. 1604 01:40:38,991 --> 01:40:40,618 Yeah, death by oil. 1605 01:40:46,916 --> 01:40:48,810 Announcer: Broadcast will commence shortly. 1606 01:40:48,834 --> 01:40:50,002 Take final positions. 1607 01:40:51,295 --> 01:40:52,463 Okay. That's good. 1608 01:40:52,588 --> 01:40:56,342 Now give me cameras a through e and we'll do a full tech rehearsal. 1609 01:40:57,468 --> 01:40:58,886 Is your gun up? 1610 01:40:59,011 --> 01:41:00,471 Yep. What do I do? 1611 01:41:00,596 --> 01:41:02,890 Stay on my six, cover high and don't shoot me in the back. 1612 01:41:03,099 --> 01:41:05,309 Six, high, back. All right. 1613 01:41:14,193 --> 01:41:15,611 You see that? Nailed it. 1614 01:41:16,112 --> 01:41:17,472 Yeah, you really killed the glass. 1615 01:41:17,655 --> 01:41:18,840 You think I was aiming for the bulb? 1616 01:41:18,864 --> 01:41:20,384 You can't hit a bulb at this distance. 1617 01:41:21,492 --> 01:41:22,886 Announcer: All personnel, we have hostiles 1618 01:41:22,910 --> 01:41:24,221 - on east unit 12. - Man: Over there! 1619 01:41:24,245 --> 01:41:26,056 - I repeat, hostiles on east unit 12. - I'm out. Give me... 1620 01:41:26,080 --> 01:41:28,320 - You got extra magazines? - They're not universal, Tony. 1621 01:41:28,374 --> 01:41:30,519 I know what I'm doing, I make this stuff. Give me another one. 1622 01:41:30,543 --> 01:41:32,020 - One of yours. - I don't have one that fits that gun. 1623 01:41:32,044 --> 01:41:32,878 You've got, like, five of them. 1624 01:41:32,962 --> 01:41:34,255 Here's what I'm going to do. 1625 01:41:34,463 --> 01:41:36,299 Save my spot, ready? 1626 01:41:36,382 --> 01:41:39,135 - What'd you see? - Too fast. Nothing. 1627 01:41:39,260 --> 01:41:40,636 Here we go. 1628 01:41:44,557 --> 01:41:46,350 Three guys, one girl, all armed. 1629 01:41:56,485 --> 01:41:57,963 God, I would kill for some armor right now. 1630 01:41:57,987 --> 01:41:59,947 - You're right. We need backup. - Yeah, a bunch. 1631 01:42:01,782 --> 01:42:02,908 You know what? 1632 01:42:06,912 --> 01:42:07,931 Rhodey: Is that... 1633 01:42:07,955 --> 01:42:09,957 Yep. 1634 01:42:10,082 --> 01:42:11,542 - Are those... - Yeah. 1635 01:42:28,184 --> 01:42:29,518 Merry Christmas, buddy. 1636 01:42:34,940 --> 01:42:37,526 Tony: Jarvis, target extremis heat signatures. 1637 01:42:37,610 --> 01:42:39,403 Disable with extreme prejudice. 1638 01:42:40,029 --> 01:42:41,349 Jarvis: Yes, sir. 1639 01:42:44,867 --> 01:42:47,912 What are you waiting for? It's Christmas. 1640 01:42:49,246 --> 01:42:50,331 Take them to church. 1641 01:42:57,421 --> 01:42:59,090 Jarvis: Gentlemen. 1642 01:43:06,180 --> 01:43:07,348 Tony: Incoming! 1643 01:43:12,144 --> 01:43:13,664 Jarvis, get Igor to steady this thing. 1644 01:43:26,534 --> 01:43:28,661 This is how you've been managing your down time, huh? 1645 01:43:28,786 --> 01:43:29,870 Everybody needs a hobby. 1646 01:43:36,210 --> 01:43:37,970 Heartbreaker, help red snapper out, will you? 1647 01:44:06,198 --> 01:44:07,908 Tony: Nice timing. 1648 01:44:08,033 --> 01:44:10,161 Oh, yeah. That's awesome. Give me a suit, okay? 1649 01:44:11,454 --> 01:44:13,289 Oh, I'm sorry, they're only coded to me. 1650 01:44:13,706 --> 01:44:15,624 What does that mean? I got you covered. 1651 01:44:19,003 --> 01:44:21,213 Jarvis: Good evening, colonel. Can I give you a lift? 1652 01:44:21,297 --> 01:44:23,257 Very funny. 1653 01:44:39,857 --> 01:44:41,126 Jarvis: Sir, I've located Ms. Potts. 1654 01:44:41,150 --> 01:44:42,276 About time. 1655 01:44:54,872 --> 01:44:59,752 Stop! Put it down. Put it down. Put it down. 1656 01:45:00,836 --> 01:45:04,340 See what happens when you hang out with my ex-girlfriends? 1657 01:45:05,549 --> 01:45:06,884 You're such a jerk. 1658 01:45:07,092 --> 01:45:08,572 Yep. We'll talk about it over dinner. 1659 01:45:10,888 --> 01:45:12,181 Come on. A little more, baby. 1660 01:45:19,522 --> 01:45:21,232 Oh! 1661 01:45:28,572 --> 01:45:29,615 Is this guy bothering you? 1662 01:45:31,367 --> 01:45:32,868 Don't get up. 1663 01:45:36,080 --> 01:45:37,081 Ooh. 1664 01:45:37,373 --> 01:45:38,541 Is it hot in there? 1665 01:45:40,918 --> 01:45:42,278 Stuck? Do you feel a little stuck? 1666 01:45:43,212 --> 01:45:46,590 Like a little turtle, cooking in his little turtle suit. 1667 01:45:47,007 --> 01:45:48,008 Oh, Tony. 1668 01:45:48,133 --> 01:45:50,135 She's watching. 1669 01:45:51,720 --> 01:45:53,120 I think you should close your eyes. 1670 01:45:53,389 --> 01:45:55,015 Close your eyes. 1671 01:45:55,599 --> 01:45:57,810 Close your eyes. You don't want to see this. 1672 01:46:05,234 --> 01:46:06,986 Yeah, you take a minute. 1673 01:46:39,268 --> 01:46:41,645 Jarvis, give me a suit right now! 1674 01:46:52,573 --> 01:46:53,616 Oh, come on! 1675 01:46:55,451 --> 01:46:58,704 Mr. President! Just hold on, all right? I'm coming. 1676 01:46:59,622 --> 01:47:02,082 Just hold on. Hold on. 1677 01:47:14,970 --> 01:47:16,847 Okay. 1678 01:47:23,687 --> 01:47:25,105 Bye-bye. 1679 01:47:36,742 --> 01:47:38,118 Brace yourself. 1680 01:47:48,921 --> 01:47:50,798 You look damn good, Mr. President, 1681 01:47:50,881 --> 01:47:52,383 but I'm gonna need that suit back. 1682 01:48:06,063 --> 01:48:07,290 Rhodey: The president is secure, Tony 1683 01:48:07,314 --> 01:48:08,754 - I'm clearing the area. - Nice work. 1684 01:48:09,650 --> 01:48:11,443 - Ready, sir? - What do you mean "ready"? 1685 01:48:19,868 --> 01:48:22,871 Tony: Pep, I got you. Relax, I got you. 1686 01:48:22,955 --> 01:48:24,115 Just look at me! 1687 01:48:26,333 --> 01:48:28,520 Honey, I can't reach any further and you can't stay there. 1688 01:48:28,544 --> 01:48:30,337 All right? You've got to let go. 1689 01:48:30,671 --> 01:48:33,799 You've got to let go! I'll catch you, I promise. 1690 01:48:35,467 --> 01:48:37,302 No! 1691 01:49:03,996 --> 01:49:07,082 A shame. I would've caught her. 1692 01:49:38,113 --> 01:49:39,364 Eject. 1693 01:50:24,618 --> 01:50:26,829 Well, here we are on the roof. 1694 01:50:37,005 --> 01:50:38,090 Jarvis: Mark 42, inbound. 1695 01:50:38,173 --> 01:50:41,552 I'll be damned. The prodigal son returns. 1696 01:50:57,442 --> 01:50:58,443 Whatever. 1697 01:50:59,695 --> 01:51:01,238 You really didn't deserve her, Tony. 1698 01:51:02,865 --> 01:51:06,660 It's a pity. I was so close to having her perfect. 1699 01:51:09,538 --> 01:51:11,790 Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait! Slow down! Slow down! 1700 01:51:11,874 --> 01:51:14,209 You're right. I don't deserve her. 1701 01:51:15,252 --> 01:51:17,421 Here's where you're wrong. 1702 01:51:17,504 --> 01:51:18,797 She was already perfect. 1703 01:51:26,513 --> 01:51:28,265 Jarvis, 1704 01:51:29,349 --> 01:51:30,767 do me a favor and blow Mark 42. 1705 01:52:46,301 --> 01:52:48,303 No more false faces. 1706 01:52:49,221 --> 01:52:50,973 You said you wanted the mandarin. 1707 01:52:52,182 --> 01:52:54,851 You're looking right at him. 1708 01:52:54,935 --> 01:52:58,272 It was always me, Tony. Right from the start. 1709 01:52:58,355 --> 01:53:00,440 I am the mandarin! 1710 01:53:11,743 --> 01:53:13,078 I got nothing. 1711 01:53:19,793 --> 01:53:23,505 Jarvis, subject at my 12 o'clock is not a target, disengage! 1712 01:53:30,846 --> 01:53:32,848 What? Oh, what, are you mad at me? 1713 01:53:44,026 --> 01:53:45,068 Whoo! 1714 01:53:58,874 --> 01:54:00,125 Tony: Honey? 1715 01:54:04,463 --> 01:54:06,048 Oh, my god. 1716 01:54:07,716 --> 01:54:09,843 That was really violent. 1717 01:54:10,719 --> 01:54:12,905 You just scared the devil out of me. I thought you were... 1718 01:54:12,929 --> 01:54:15,015 I was dead. Why? Because I fell 200 feet? 1719 01:54:18,602 --> 01:54:20,187 Who's the hot mess now? 1720 01:54:20,270 --> 01:54:22,481 It's still debatable. 1721 01:54:22,898 --> 01:54:24,375 Probably tipping your way a little bit. 1722 01:54:24,399 --> 01:54:26,443 Why don't you dress like this at home? Hmm? 1723 01:54:26,526 --> 01:54:28,445 Sport bra. The whole deal. 1724 01:54:28,528 --> 01:54:31,698 You know, I think I understand why you don't want to give up the suits. 1725 01:54:31,782 --> 01:54:34,451 What am I going to complain about now? 1726 01:54:35,243 --> 01:54:36,745 Well, it's me. 1727 01:54:37,746 --> 01:54:39,247 You'll think of something. 1728 01:54:40,290 --> 01:54:41,851 - No, don't touch me. - Don't worry about it. 1729 01:54:41,875 --> 01:54:43,668 - No, I'm gonna burn you. - No, you're not. 1730 01:54:44,836 --> 01:54:46,254 Not hot. 1731 01:54:46,963 --> 01:54:48,673 Am I gonna be okay? 1732 01:54:49,925 --> 01:54:52,677 You're in a relationship with me. Everything will never be okay. 1733 01:54:52,761 --> 01:54:54,763 But I think I can figure this out, yeah. 1734 01:54:54,846 --> 01:54:56,699 I almost had this 20 years ago when I was drunk. 1735 01:54:56,723 --> 01:54:59,893 I think I can get you better. 1736 01:55:00,519 --> 01:55:03,063 That's what I do. I fix stuff. 1737 01:55:03,146 --> 01:55:05,524 And all your distractions? 1738 01:55:05,941 --> 01:55:08,068 Uh... I'm going to shave them down a little bit. 1739 01:55:08,360 --> 01:55:10,612 Jarvis. Hey. 1740 01:55:10,695 --> 01:55:14,074 Jarvis: All wrapped up here, sir. Will there be anything else? 1741 01:55:14,366 --> 01:55:16,326 You know what to do. 1742 01:55:16,451 --> 01:55:19,121 The clean slate protocol, sir? 1743 01:55:19,204 --> 01:55:22,374 Screw it, it's Christmas. Yes, yes. 1744 01:55:58,785 --> 01:55:59,953 Okay, so far? Do you like it? 1745 01:56:02,622 --> 01:56:03,623 It'll do. 1746 01:56:12,757 --> 01:56:15,385 Tony: And so, as Christmas morning began, 1747 01:56:15,510 --> 01:56:18,138 my journey had reached its end. 1748 01:56:21,600 --> 01:56:23,560 You start with something pure, 1749 01:56:24,603 --> 01:56:29,399 something exciting. Then, come the mistakes. 1750 01:56:29,816 --> 01:56:31,651 The compromises. 1751 01:56:37,824 --> 01:56:40,994 We create our own demons. 1752 01:56:41,786 --> 01:56:43,580 Oh! 1753 01:56:46,041 --> 01:56:48,251 Great to see you! Oh, bloody hell! 1754 01:56:49,753 --> 01:56:53,590 Tony: As promised, I got pepper sorted out. It took some tinkering. 1755 01:56:53,673 --> 01:56:57,427 But then I thought to myself, "why stop there?" 1756 01:57:01,223 --> 01:57:04,643 Of course, there are people who say progress is dangerous, 1757 01:57:04,768 --> 01:57:08,146 but I'll bet none of those idiots ever had to live with a chestful of shrapnel. 1758 01:57:08,647 --> 01:57:11,691 And now, neither will I. 1759 01:57:12,442 --> 01:57:14,277 Let me tell you... 1760 01:57:14,402 --> 01:57:16,571 That was the best sleep I'd had in years. 1761 01:57:37,467 --> 01:57:39,427 It's okay. It's okay. 1762 01:57:39,511 --> 01:57:40,595 It's okay. 1763 01:57:40,679 --> 01:57:41,680 No, look. 1764 01:58:59,007 --> 01:59:02,844 Tony: So, if I were to wrap this up, tie it with a bow, or whatever... 1765 01:59:02,927 --> 01:59:07,307 I guess I 'd say my armor, it was never a distraction, 1766 01:59:07,390 --> 01:59:09,517 or a hobby. 1767 01:59:09,601 --> 01:59:11,603 It was a cocoon. 1768 01:59:12,896 --> 01:59:14,606 And now, 1769 01:59:15,565 --> 01:59:17,942 I'm a changed man. 1770 01:59:26,826 --> 01:59:30,497 You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys. 1771 01:59:31,414 --> 01:59:34,209 One thing you can't take away... 1772 01:59:36,920 --> 01:59:38,630 I am iron man. 1773 02:09:04,570 --> 02:09:06,757 Tony: You know, and thank you by the way. For listening. 1774 02:09:06,781 --> 02:09:09,408 Plus, something about just getting it off my chest, 1775 02:09:09,533 --> 02:09:12,954 and putting it out there in the atmosphere, instead of holding this in... 1776 02:09:13,037 --> 02:09:15,706 I mean, this is what gets people sick, you know. 1777 02:09:15,790 --> 02:09:18,834 Wow, [had no idea you were such a good listener. 1778 02:09:18,960 --> 02:09:21,587 To be able to share all my intimate thoughts 1779 02:09:21,712 --> 02:09:22,588 and my experiences with someone, 1780 02:09:22,713 --> 02:09:25,383 it just cuts the weight of it in half. 1781 02:09:25,508 --> 02:09:26,777 You know, it's like a snake swallowing its own tail. 1782 02:09:26,801 --> 02:09:28,511 Everything comes full circle. 1783 02:09:28,594 --> 02:09:30,197 And the fact that you've been able to 1784 02:09:30,221 --> 02:09:32,139 help me process... 1785 02:09:34,558 --> 02:09:36,198 - Are you with me? - Sorry... I was, yeah. 1786 02:09:36,227 --> 02:09:37,311 We were at, uh... 1787 02:09:37,395 --> 02:09:38,688 Are you actively napping? 1788 02:09:38,771 --> 02:09:41,107 I was... I... I drifted. 1789 02:09:41,732 --> 02:09:42,732 Where did I lose you? 1790 02:09:44,652 --> 02:09:46,487 Elevator in Switzerland. 1791 02:09:48,030 --> 02:09:49,448 So, you heard none of it. 1792 02:09:49,532 --> 02:09:52,785 I'm sorry. I'm not that kind of doctor. 1793 02:09:53,452 --> 02:09:54,662 I'm not a therapist. 1794 02:09:54,745 --> 02:09:56,664 - It's not my training. - So? 1795 02:09:56,747 --> 02:09:58,582 - I don't have the... - What? The time? 1796 02:09:58,666 --> 02:09:59,792 Temperament. 1797 02:09:59,875 --> 02:10:01,555 You know what? Now that I think about it... 1798 02:10:01,585 --> 02:10:03,004 Oh! God, my original wound. 1799 02:10:03,087 --> 02:10:05,589 - 1983, all right? - Yes. 1800 02:10:05,673 --> 02:10:08,259 I'm 14 years old, I still have a nanny. That was weird.